[OOC] Chatter

Spike: Dibs on driving the Megazord!

Ferro: We're not doing SPD, but you can be the Purple Ranger, I guess. And Glen...maybe an Orange Ranger?

Shiro: Spike, everyone drives the Megazord, remember?

Spike: Oh yeah...Where was this when I was fighting Specter...Would have made the fight easier.

::Liselle arrives in a Slimezord? XD (or is Liselle the Zord? x.x)::

Prowd: understood !,yeees!!
Glen: i like that idea Ferro,i think the orange fit good on me

Ferro: What would our ranger team be called?

Shiro: Power Rangers Eros Force?

Ferro: That sounds like a bad Power Rangers porno!

Shiro: It's not inaccurate though.

Glen just try to not luagh at that
Prowd: -thinking a name-

Shiro: How about Power Rangers Cupid Force?

Ferro: You mean that old Midara Power Rangers parody Rep tried to come up with last year?

Glen: those rangers are more Abandoned rangers than other thing, i though
Prowd: maybe...Power Ranger Metal fury?

Ferro: That only makes sense if we all used metal weaponry which would be me, you, Glen, and Barchiel.

Spike: Power Rangers Dino Thunder?

Ferro: Now you're just being ridiculous, Spike.

Glen: Power Ranger Justice for All?

Ferro: Too long and awkward.
Shiro: Yeah, we need something short, snappy, and catchy!

Shovel Knight: Power Ranger Enforcers?
Geno: Power Rangers Star Force?
Robin: Power Rangers Neo Force?

Barchiel: Hearing a lot of Force.

Ferro: Star Force is already taken by another hypothetical Ranger team Rep's made up.

Shiro: And that one's all boring and PG-13.

Ferro: Better than being G or PG nowadays.

Star Force, rather.

Eh, I preferred Battle Network. :^)

Shovel Knight: Well, are we going for something rated R?

Barchiel: Fifty Shades of Ra-

Robin: NO.

Shiro: NO!!
Ferro: Even my Midara half despises that name, Barchiel!
Shiro: That's because we appreciate ACTUAL FUCKING EROTICISM!! Not some horrific dumpster fire that the author should be shunned for!
Ferro: The fact that E.L.James passes that garbage off as genuine romance and that people BELIEVE that crap goes to show how utterly dangerous those books are.

Spike: Kinda like Twilight. You take something as fearsome as vampires and make them all...sparkly.

Also..What if Daraku is trying to get *rid* of Fifty Shades? They're.....doing GOOD!

It's not that they take something like vampires and make them sparkle, though Fifty Shades did start out as a Twilight fanfiction, so this shit was doomed from the start either way. The problem is that the rich hunk that women reading the book are supposed to find charming is more fucked up than even he admits. He's absolutely obsessive and takes things way too far with his jealousy and possessiveness of the female lead to the point where he should, in all rights, be arrested.
And yet, the female lead keeps coming back to him, giving this fucker more opportunities to be a creepy, practically abusive fuckboy that doesn't realize what anything he does is wrong!! And with the books actually having decent success, even getting FUCKING MOVIES, it could potentially cause some very dangerous and harmful relationships!!

...Yeah, how the hell did those books get given the ok?!

I have no fucking idea, dude. When they first came out, I'd heard from word of mouth that they were just shitty sex books, so I never read them myself, thank fucking god. However, there's this dude on Channel Awesome (Of Nostalgia Critic fame) called The Dom, a british guy that loves books and started a series called Lost in Adaptation, a show that takes a look at the differences between movie adaptations and the books they were based on. When he did the first Fifty Shades book, he decided a simple episode of Lost in Adaptation wasn't enough to blow that pile of shit out of the water, and so made three videos about it.
I watched it and, ho boy, was I surprised. It wasn't as bad as everyone said it was. IT WAS FUCKING WORSE! And somehow the second book is even more horrible than the first one!!

Well damn. O_O

Shovel: Hrmm...Power Rangers MGQ?