Sieq and the Mysterious Temple

(Basic Attack -roll 95- Success!)
(Get Up -Auto due to Off Balance!)

"W-Wait!" the noble woman said as she managed to get up. "I th-think I have another idea!"



Sieq: 25 Willpower
Upper Gas Woman: 4 Stamina

"Alright, let's hear it. I don't want you to go dressless." Sieq said as he calmly stood still, fully expecting the Upper Gas Woman to offer something helpful and constructive.

(Basic Attack -roll 22- Success!)

"Y-You can be my fart sniffer!" the noble woman suggested as she let out another foul fart. "All you have to do is keep your head near me ass and sniff up all my farts before anyone else can smell them!"



Sieq: 23 Willpower
Upper Gas Woman: 4 Stamina

Sieq's head throbbed as those words left her mouth, leaving him mindlessly smelling her gas before he even realized the stink. A bulge was starting to show as he fantasized about putting his training to really good use. "I-I-I'm not sure, ma'am...." He stammered meekly.

Improv Combo

(Improv Combo -roll 22, 29, 17- 1 Success and 2 Fail!)
(Basic Attack -roll 92- Crit Success!)

The noble woman winced as Sieq struck her again. "It's the leadt you could afte-ah!" she tried to say, only to be cut off as she let out a thunderous fart that stunk up the whole room.



Sieq: 21 Willpower + Stunned
Upper Gas Woman: 3 Stamina

Sieq felt himself getting dizzy from the gas thickening the confined room. He took a very deep whiff and collapsed to his knees, memories of his time with Sakura and an ASSassin in Divenity flashing through his head as he forgot where he was.

(Basic Attack -roll 16- Success!)

"See, you'll love it." the noble woman said as she turned to point her exposed butt at the kneeling man and let loose a little fart in his face.


Sieq: 19 Willpower
Upper Gas Woman: 3 Stamina

Sieq's eyes watered and he slumped forward, his subconscious desire guiding him to her gassy cheeks. He lifted his arms to try and push her away at the last second before she could continue.

Straightforward Strike

(Straightforward Strike -roll 68- Success!)

Sieq pushed harder then he meant to and knocked the noble woman out by accidentally knocking her head against the wall. She fell to the ground and the way forward opened.


Sieq: 19 Willpower

"Sorry about the dress..." Sieq said as he hurried into the next room, needing a breath of fresh air to save his thoughts for fart fantasies. Surely, there was a limit on the noblewomen who'd be happy to fart on him in here, right? He wasn't worried about becoming a chair, no...

Sieq entered the next room to find a blonde woman in a pink dress that did absolutely nothing to hide how big and round her ass cheeks were.


Sieq: 19 Willpower
Peachy Princess: 10 Stamina

Sieq didn't bother defending himself or greeting her. He went on the attack as soon as he could.

Straightforward Strike

(Straightforward Strike -roll 56- Success!)
(Royal Booty -roll 44- Success! Charm -roll 82- Success!)

"Ug, how rude!" the midara complained after Sieq struck her. She retaliated with a hip check that released a small explosion of Love Magic on impact.


Sieq: 17 Willpower + Charmed
Peachy Princess: 7 Stamina

"Sorry, but I've met a lot of Midara in this temple and not one wanted to sit down and have a chat." Sieq said as he staggered back from her booty, his adoration of her plump ass growing already. He tried gathering some lightning to give her a shock.

Draconic Bolt

(Draconic Bolt -roll 37- Fail!)
(Royal Booty -roll 3- Crit Fail!)

The princess let out an unrefined shriek as she dived out of the way of Sieq's lightning, only to end up laying on the floor in a heap.


Sieq: 17 Willpower + Charmed
Peachy Princess: 7 Stamina + Off Balance

Sieq grabbed the princess, lifted her up, then slammed her back onto the ground. "If you'd rather talk it out like civilized folk, I'll give you this chance to do so." He offered her after she was floored a second time.

Grapple and Toss

(Grapple and Toss -Auto-
(Get Up -roll 37- Fail!)

Sieq lifted the princess up and caught a feel of her big butt in the process. She slammed her into the ground and his opponent could only let out a dazed groan in response.


Sieq: 16 Willpower + Charmed
Peachy Princess: 5 Stamina + Downed

"Err... I didn't quite catch that." Sieq said as he quickly reached into his pouch for a snack, but he was starting to run out of these.

Emergency Provisions

(Emergency Provision -Auto- Food -roll 2- Veg!)
(Get Up -roll 39- Fail!)

"I said, if you don't want to sit an talk, just leave the sitting to me." the princess replied as she weakly tried to get up as Sieq munched on a carrot.




Sieq: 18 Willpower + Charmed + Advantage
Peachy Princess: 5 Stamina + Downed

"I'd like to sit and talk, I'm just saying that no other Midara I've met here wants to." Sieq explained as he took a deep breath, still holding out hope that she'd listen to reason.... even if he attacked her first. Man, he just couldn't win with this, could he?

Dragon Barrier

(Dragon Barrier -roll [38, 89]- Success!)
(Get Up -roll 63- Fail!)

"Who would want to talk with a commoner?" the princess replied, still struggling to get up as Sieq erected his barrier.


Sieq: 18 Willpower + Charmed + Dragon Barrier(2)
Peachy Princess: 5 Stamina + Downed

"Oh, so you're one of those? Well, I guess you'll have to wait for the next guy to do any sitting." Sieq replied with a sigh as he moved to slam his head into the princess's.

Headbutt

(Headbutt -roll 81- Fail!)
(Get Up -roll 59- Fail!)

"One of those what?" the princess asked, sounding offended as she rolled out of the way, and Sieg had to stop himself before he slammed his head into the floor.



Sieq: 18 Willpower + Charmed + Dragon Barrier(1)
Peachy Princess: 5 Stamina + Downed

"One of those nobles who look down on commoners. I thought it was just a trope, but I guess some people really are like that." Sieq answered her as he kept after the princess with a raised Claw of black lightning.

Dragon Claw

(Dragon Claw -roll 22- Success! Blight -roll 74- Success!)
(Get Up -roll 98- Crit Success! Royal Booty -roll 28- Success!)

The princess let out a cry of pain as Sieq's claws tore into her. "I don't look down on commoners." she said as she got up. The bottom-heavy woman the slammed her big ass into Sieq. "I sit on them!"




Sieq: 16 Willpower
Peachy Princess: 2 Stamina + Blighted