Mark v.s. Toon Girls

Mark hung around the middle of town as he was in the middle of his latest job. The client who hired him had been followed by a pair of stalkers for the last few weeks and he was desperate to get rid of them. It smelled like midara trouble to Mark, but the pay for this one was really high so he certainly couldn't take a pass on it. Since pinpointing where the stalkers lived would be difficult, Mark instead suggested to use the client as bait and hung around the town square looking for anyone suspicious. It certainly wasn't like any town he'd ever seen though. The buildings all looked really colorful, like something out of a cartoon and the rest of the landscape was giving off the same vibe.

After sitting in the same location for about an hour, Mark finally spotted a pair of girls following the client. One was a slim busty redhead wearing a light blue dress while the other was a full-figured, heavyset brunette with pigtails wearing a purple tank-top and skirt. Both had the same cartoon-like look as the rest of the town, and it almost caught Mark off balance. The duo ran towards the client ready to make their move on the client but Mark cut between them

"Hold it girls. I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave.

"Step aside hon." said the redhead "Our man needs some lovin~"

"Look" said Mark "I know you midara don't like to take no for an answer, but give the poor guy a brea-" he turned back towards the client but he appeared to have already fled the scene only leaving behind a note that said "Good luck."

Mark was a little irritated by the stunt, and the girls even more so "Oh poo, he got away. These men just love to play hard to get" said the redhead pouting"

"Why don't we have fun with this one instead?" said the brunette eyeing Mark "he looks like he could use some lovin' himself"

Mark backed away nervously "Sorry ladies but I'll have to take a raincheck on that" but the redhead was already behind him "Just where do you think you're goin' hun?"

"Like you said we, don't take no for an answer~" said the brunette licking her lips as Mark gulped.

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=Simple RP=
The old ruleset applies: the rolls are 1 to 100, even rolls are a success, uneven rolls are a failure.
Even rolls that are 86 or higher are considered criticals and allow for an extra attack
Successful basic attacks will do 1 WILLPOWER or STAMINA damage
Group attacks do +1 WILLPOWER damage

Paralyzed status- Victim is unable to attack or dodge the next attack targeted towards them
Charmed status- Victim suffers +1 WILLPOWER damage for the next 2 turns and any even rolls that are 20 or lower are unsuccessful


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Mark Terrazi, 21, swordsman

Abilities (can use only one every 3 turns):
Draketongue: Activation time - one turn. Duration - two rounds. With a flick of the wrist, Drakefang becomes coated in twisting green flames. All successful sword strikes do one additional damage.

Dragon Shield: Activation time - one turn. Duration - two rounds. Mark holds his ground, conjuring a flaming shield to his off-arm. Prevents paralysis, and opponents are dealt one Stamina damage if they successfully hit Mark with a melee attack.


VS.

Toon Girls

Abilities (can only use one every 3 turns):
Stretchy Kiss- ??? (Deals 2 Willpower damage and 100% guarantee of hitting the target)
Wolf Whistle- ??? (Lasts 4 turns. Any rolls above a 50 now count as a successful hit regardless of whether it's odd or even)
Jumbo Smoocharoo- ??? (Deals 4 Willpower damage + paralyzed + charmed status)

Marks WILLPOWER- 20
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 20

((Hey sorry for taking so long to reply to this, things got pretty hectic for me in the real world))

Mark Gritted his teeth as he reluctantly drew his blade. Regardless of the outcome of this, he would certainly be having words with his latest Client. For now though, he had a more immediate problem on his hands.
"...Sorry to say Ladies but I am REALLY not in the mood for this right now, so unless you wanna get burnt I suggest you keep your hands and lips to yourselves...actually wait, forget I said that." Something told Mark these Horny Midara wouldn't be adverse to kissing and touching each other. He just shrugged off the thought and Charged at the closest one with his Blade raised high. (Action: Attack)

52=success!

Mark charges at the brunette with his blade and manages to sweep her off her feet as she falls to the ground with a thud. Meanwhile the redhead kisses her palm repeatedly and blows as a flurry of tangible lips flies in Mark's direction....

95=failure!

But Mark manages to catch a glimpse of the lips speeding towards him and narrowly avoids them as they hit the wall of a building behind him, leaving a few bold red prints on it. Mark turned his direction back towards the girls who hardly seemed fazed and he got the feeling he wasn't dealing with ordinary midara

Mark's WILLPOWER- 20
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 19

Mark glanced back at the wall, noting the lucky escape as he saw just how many lip prints had plastered the wall. He could tell something was different...those didn't look like an ordinary blown kiss attack from regular Midara. He scowled and immediately conjured up his Dragon Shield, the fiery Kite shield forMing on his arm. (ACTION: Dragon Shield)

54=success!

Mark puts some distance between himself and the girls as he focuses on conjuring his shield and manages to complete it as it's fiery energy surrounds his arm. As he turns his attention back to the girls he sees the brunette in mid-air lunging at him...

12=success!

And Mark is unable to react in time as she plows him down onto the ground and he finds himself helpless to move under her crushing weight. She takes out a large tube of lipstick and generously applies it to her thick lips, heavily coating them in a bright shade of cherry red before finishing a loud smack and grabbing Mark's face.

"Kiss me my fool~" she purrs as she forms her lips into a cartoonish pucker and plants a big kiss on him.

However as she tries to pull him deeper into her kiss, the energy from Mark's shield manages to fling her back and she goes flying into some nearby bushes. Mark quickly picks himself back up as he tries to shake off the image of her lips and raises his sword at the redhead.

Mark's WILLPOWER- 19
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 18

(1 turn remaining until Dragon Shield effect ends)

Those lips...they aren't normal...those were the thoughts flashing through Marks mind as the massive lips puckered in front of him and pretty much covered his entire face. He smirked though as his shield repealed her. "Heh, nice try sweetheart. My turn!" Mark lunged for the brunette, sword raised. (Action: attack)

5=failure!

Mark tries to go for the brunette who's picking herself back up from her fall, but he moves too quickly and ends up tripping over himself as he falls to the ground with a thud. While he's down, the redhead, puts on a coat of lipstick of her own. "Put those lips together and make like a fish~" she chimes as she inches towards Mark and leans in to give him a kiss...

Ability: Stretchy Kiss, 88=critical success!

Mark tries to quickly move himself back to avoid it, but to his surprise the redhead's lips suddenly start to stretch, quickly closing the distance between them and him, planting a sticky kiss on his lips before pulling away with a loud *MUAH*

81=failure!

The redhead tries to take advantage of Mark's confusion to pelt him with a few more smooches, but he gets his thoughts together fast enough to dodge her second kiss, and quickly moves to put some distance between them as the redhead's smacking lips continue to follow him for a bit before eventually sagging to the ground. Mark sees his shield begin to fade and while he's still not quite sure what he's dealing with, even by midara standards he knows these two definitely aren't normal.

Mark's WILLPOWER- 17
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 18

(Dragon Shield effect ended)

Marks face was covered in red lipstick which he quickly wiped off of his face. This two-on-one situation was not looking good as he wondered just what else they had up their sleeves. He went into a defensive stance, deciding that random attacks didn't seem to be working. (Action: Defend)

93=failure!

The brunette attempts to sneak up on Mark from behind and pull him into a hug, but with his focus on defending himself, he sees her shadow creeping over him and rolls out of the way before she lunges at him, causing her to miss and crash into the redhead.

Mark's WILLPOWER- 17
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 18

Mark wiped some lipstick off his face before charging at the Toon Girl's once more, aiming to bring his blade down on one, or both, of them.

(Action: Attack)

99=failure!

Mark charges at the Toon Girls but the brunette stretches out one of her legs like a noodle and causes Mark to trip and fall to the ground. While Mark tries to pick himself off the ground, the redhead attempts to pounce on him...

23=failure!

But Mark manages to roll out of the way in time to avoid her kiss

Mark's WILLPOWER- 17
Toon Girls' STAMINA- 18