Will Helm vs Rosa del Dorado Squash Match!

Will knew the Divas for, among other things, their pageantry. Their penchant for making a show out of anything and everything went beyond your typical midara. However, it wasn't every day that the M.W.A. sent him a short, formal request to appear at one of their shows like that morning. Your typical midara hunter would probably see a trap coming a mile away and prepare for an ambush. Will, however, had extensive experience with the M.W.A.'s Diva's, even having an 'alliance' with half of them, so he went to get into his fighting gear in preparation for the next doorway he walked through potentially becoming a portal.

After a moment of thought, and a light blush, Will slipped on the golden threads Rosa had given him for saving her from a rival's ambush. From the letter the M.W.A. sent him, he had no idea who exactly he'd be going against, but even if it wasn't Rosa, maybe she'd be watching and appreciate his... loyalty? Promotion? We all knew what he was hoping for.

Now dressed in his gold gear, Will shook off the thoughts of Rosa's hypothetical, potential reward and readied himself as he walked through his bedroom door. Not so surprising at this point, but he was suddenly at the top of the entrance ramp in the M.W.A. arena. His favorite workout jam was blaring from the loudspeakers as he walked down the ramp between the delighted fans in the audience.

"The following match is scheduled for one fall!" The charming ring announcer declared. "Introducing first, the Prestigious, Pernicious Pugilist, Will!  Helm!!"

He rolled in the ring and gave the crowd a couple simple poses as they cheered. Still unsure of what he was in for, he settled into his corner and awaited his opponent. He didn't have to wait long before the music started up again and played a familiar Latino beat of acoustic strings, horns, and a deep bass. There on the entrance ramp was a familiar, yet newly enticing sight.

"And his opponent," the announcer piped up again, "Rosa! Del! Dorado!"

Will, and everyone in the arena for that matter, already knew who she was, but the sight of her was a new sort of exhilaration. She was in a black leather jacket with gold trim over her gold wrestling gear, as well as designer shades. But Will was even more transfixed with the sight of her than usual. Her muscles were more toned, her hair was beautifully curled and silky, and the red, velvet pillows of lips she had were calling to him, but she was so stunning he didn't move from his spot in the corner.

Whatever had happened since he last saw her was beyond his imagination, but he was thankful beyond sentiment that it occurred.

The bell rang, Rosa winked at him after discarding her jacket and shades, and Will gulped, hoping his blush wasn't too noticeable.

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Move Sets:
Rosa

Will Helm:

Straight Lunge - Will quickly lunges forward with a jab directed at the stomach. Deals 3 stamina damage. (can be used every turn)

1-2-3 Combo - Will gets in close with his fists up as he quickly jabs with repetition at the target's stomach. Deals 4 Stamina damage (can be used every 2 turns)

Right-Left Hook Combo - Will gets in front of his target before delivering a right hook punch to the target's head and after that a left hook punch. Deals 4 Stamina damage + paralyzed status (can be used every 2 turns)

Sparking Kiss- Will charges up electricity in his lips and kisses the enemy midara's lips in an attempt to send a powerful shock through their body. If successful, some damage and paralysis, but if unsuccessful, he gets bound in a makeout session with them and suffers bind status. Deals 5 Stamina damage (can be used every 3 turns)

Static Charge - Will rubs his gloves together and builds up alot of static, causing his gloves to become supercharged for 5 turns, slightly increasing chance of causing paralysis with normal moves, giving a slight chance of counter-attack and allowing Will to use one of the following moves. Roll die. If number is even, move is successful, if not Will becomes paralyzed (can be used every 4 turns)

Rapid Bolt (after Static Charge) - Will quickly begins to jab both his fists forward in alteration, soon doing it fast enough to send bursts of electricity in the shape of his fists flying forward at his opponent. (Does 3 base stamina damage. Roll die 3 times. For each even numbered roll the attack does +1 stamina damage)


Delta Dash(after Static Charge) - Using the static from his gloves, Will supercharges himself and allows him to quickly dash in a triangle formation around his opponents, quickly creating walls of electricity that soon close in on his targets and trap them. Deals no damage but does deal paralysis.

Shock Tremor(after Static Charge) - Will strikes the ground and sends a bolt of electricity quickly rolling along the ground towards his target, immensely shocking them. Deals 6 Stamina damage

Crashing Knuckle - Will leaps forward before jumping high and putting all his electricity into one glove before coming down quickly, landing a rather hard and shocking punch on his target. Deals 7 Stamina damage + paralysis, but the supercharge instantly wears off.

Fortaleza Dorada (Golden Fortress)- A learned move from Rosa del Dorado, this Boston Crab submission maneuver is a bind attack that deals damage every turn Will's opponent is unable to escape it. This move deals double damage on any opponent who is taller than Will.


Summon: Witch Sisters- ??? Restores 5 Willpower (can be used every 5 turns)

Summon: Kissing Bandits- ??? 100% chance of attacks hitting the target for the next 2 turns (can be used every 5 turns)

Summon: Archangel Giga Bimbo- ??? Reduces attack damage by 2 and restores 3 Willpower every turn for the next 3 turns (can be used every 5 turns)

Summon: Toon Girl- ??? Immunity to bind status (can be used every 5 turns)


Summon: Bully Minotaur- ??? Restores 5 Willpower, but leaves Will unable to attack next turn (can be used every 5 turns)


Squash Match Rules:
-Will's Rolls can only succeed on even rolls 50 or higher.
-Once a turn, Will rolls to heal Willpower. 1-25=1, 26-50=2, 51-75=3, 76-100=4.

Will starts with 40 Willpower
Rosa starts with 50 Stamina

Will gulped a bit. "S-So... What's the occasion on this? And what's the "reward" you were mentioning?" he asked.

Motorboat of the Caribbean 30= Success

Without answering, Rosa charged from her corner to his, catching him with a corner splash that lodged his face in her breasts. She shook him around before releasing him and boxing him in the corner.

"Your reward is the occasion! Now let's see if we can't make this as much fun for the ladies as it is for you~"

(Will is stunned!)

Royal Rumba 39= Auto Success

Rosa pulled him out of the corner by his arm and led him in a sensual rumba around the ring, their faces never more than a foot apart. The routine ended with her dipping him low and planting a loving kiss on his lips before letting him fall to the canvas.

(Will is charmed!)

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Will's Willpower= 33 (Charmed)
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(Think you forgot the heal roll there lol. Also just realized isn't he supposed to have a new move with his new golden attire?)
He was a bit bewildered by this, but nonetheless he figured he should atleast try to make this entertaining as he made a lunge for Rosa.

(Straight Lunge)

(I did forget to add the new move, my bad! I'll add it to the move list above in a moment. Though I figured the heal roll would be made alongside the roll for Will's move, so it will happen here)

Heal 72= 3 WP Restored
Straight Lunge 15= Failure
Long Kiss Goodnight 30= Success

Rosa weaved under his jab and hefted him fully over her head and holding him there for a good 5 seconds before bringing him down back-first onto her bent knee. With Will laid out on her leg, she retrieved a golden tube of red lipstick from her cleavage and a compact mirror from... presumably her tights. She began to apply a fresh coat to her lips, not bothering to give Will a glance. She knew he was looking.

When she was done, she put her cosmetics back into hammerspace and took his cheeks in her hands. She leaned in slowly and planted a sweet, humming smooch on his mouth before flipping him onto the mat. She'd given him a grand total of two kisses so far, but it felt like two dozen more than usual!

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Will's Willpower= 30
Rosa's Stamina= 50

Not necessarily taking this lying down, he got up and ran to the ropes to slingshot himself headfirst at Rosa, torpedo style.

(FWM)
(Yeah just assume there's a heal roll automatically per turn. ^^)

(Ok, so, I think you've used this before and... Is Will seriously torpedoing himself at Rosa like Luigi's Side-B? Cause that's the silliest shit I've ever heard, and I love it as much as I hate it.)

Heal 16= 1 WP Recovered
Luigi Side-B 28= Failure
Dirty Sexy Money 72= Success

Will leapt head-first at Rosa, but unbeknownst to him, Rosa had pulled out a thousand-dollar bill and held it in front of him like a matador. When his head met paper, he was sucked into the bill which Rosa then flaunted around a bit before placing it right in the middle of the ring.

Will could only watch in terror as Rosa climbed the nearest turnbuckle, point at his diminutive form, wink and leap in the air toward him. She puckered her lips mid-air and Will watched the alluring red pucker approach him at seemingly terminal velocity. Like an avalanche on a snowboarder, Rosa's lips crashed into Will burying him in affection. With a loud smack, Rosa got up off the canvas, posed for the audience, and snapped her fingers. In a flash of gold, Will returned to his normal size, with an absolutely massive lipstick kiss plastered across his upper torso and visible hearts floating above his head.

(Will is Charmed!)

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Will's Willpower= 27 (Charmed)
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(Maaayyyybeeeee? lol)
He shook it off and tried to put his new move to use.

(Golden Fortress)

Heal 69= 3 WP Restored
77= Failure
Hallelujah 76= Success

Will thought to use his supine position to catch Rosa in a drop toe hold, but she approached him from the wrong angle. She kissed her hand as she walked up to him and slid tangible lips off that hand which floated down to rain smooches on Will's face

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Will's Willpower= 24
Rosa's Stamina= 50

He tried again.

(Repeat last action)

Heal 33= 2 WP restored
Golden Fortress 18= Failure
Louise Thez Press 56= Success

Whatever plans Will had to counter Rosa's offense got lost in the euphoric haze of his mind. Taking advantage of his supine form, Rosa took a seat straddling Will's body. She took his head in her hands and methodically covered whatever parts of his face and neck her last move had missed in lipstick kisses. When she was satisfied with her work, she dropped his head back onto the canvas. The sight of Will being more red than his actual skin tone from the neck up caused cheers and laughter from the audience.

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Will's Willpower= 22
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(I think the first rule might be a bit too harsh after all. Think we can drop it? XD)
He wiped the lipstick from his face as best he could, still not keen on giving up.

(Repeat)

Heal 90= Success, 4 WP Restored
Golden Fortress 87= Failure
FWM 79= Failure

Yet another attempt to grab Rosa's legs ended in failure and he scrambled out of her reach before she could embarrass him further.

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Will's Willpower= 26
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(I mean I figure her extra health is already quite the boon. Crit immunity is probably fine though.)

Heal 35= 2 WP Restored
Golden Fortress 55= Failure
FWM 59= Failure

Will tried his best to formulate a plan that would work to grapple the Showboat, but when she took a step toward him, her intimidating aura forced him to flee to ringside.

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Will's Willpower= 28
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(Repeat action)

Heal 41= 2 WP Recovered
Golden Fortress 39= Failure
Royal Rumba 8= Success

Rosa approached Will's side of the ring, and he pounced at his opportunity. He reached under the bottom rope to try and gain the upper hand, but Rosa saw it coming and stepped on one of his reaching hands. She leaned over and pulled him back into the ring by the hand, and spun him across the ring. He bounced off the ropes and returned to Rosa who dipped him low and planted a charming kiss on his lips before letting him fall to the mat while the audience chuckled in delight.

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Will's Willpower= 27
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(Yeah if both actions fail just reroll the turn, no need to waste after all. XD)

(Just waiting. All I can say til one of the repeated action succeeds.

He got up, eager to get even.
(Sparking Kiss)

Heal 42= 2 WP Recovered
Sparking Kiss 55= Failure

Getting back to his feet, Will focused a charge in his lips, grabbed Rosa's face, and pulled her into a kiss. Unfortunately, Rosa more was thoroughly unfazed by the shock and leaned into the kiss and wrapped her arms around his neck. She put a leg behind him in an attempt to bring him to the mat.

(Will is Bound!)

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Will's Willpower= 28 (Bound
Rosa's Stamina= 50

(Eyyy was wondering when that move would fail lol)
He panicked at his technique not working, trying to break free.

(Struggle)

Heal 12= 1 WP Recovered
Struggle 84= Success
Louise Thez Press 20= Success

Will managed to push away from the kiss, but couldn't keep himself from falling backward. Rosa wasted no time jumping on top of him and unleashing a bombardment of smooches.

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Will's Willpower= 26
Rosa's Stamina= 50

He squirmed out and tried to use his new trick on her again.

(Golden Fortress)

Heal 2= 1 WP Recovered
Golden Fortress 61= Failure
Hallelujah 24= Success

Once he slid out of her bombardment and Rosa got to her feet, Will tried to topple her over in a drop toe hold, but Rosa's balance and strength kept her upright. With a cheery bounce, Rosa brought her hand to her lips, gave it a kiss, and brushed dozens off lips into the air. The audience watched the red lips flutter down and smack onto Will's face.

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Will's Willpower= 24
Rosa's Stamina= 50