The Edmergency Scam Stories

This story contains:

-Dubious Consent

-Lipstick marking

-Messy kissing/spit

-Femdom


All characters are at least 18.

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Over the years in Peach Creek, the Eds had delved deep into what Double D referred to as their Scam Library. From selling oversized freeze pops to offering services as (poorly trained) handymen, their years and years all the way up to the boys reaching the prime age of 18 had led to them honestly exhausting most of what they had stored. Which, in his opinion, was for the best. There wasn't much reason for them to do scams now, after all! They've had plenty of jawbreakers, plenty of enjoyment, but it was the time of adulthood now. Why they would be getting real jobs, seeking truthful gainful employment. There was no need for-

"SOCKHEAD!" screamed their illustrious leader, having grown very little in the time. Still the shortest of the bunch by far, he had a tendency to catch when Double D had entered the land of daydreaming.

"Aren't you listenin'? My source in the candy shop says they're running a special tomorrow. Jawbreakers on sale, in packs of five...for 5 bucks each! We can get there in the morning and sweep them out from under their feet. Then we'll be set for the whoooooole summer while we-"

"Look for jobs?" chimed in Double D, hope in his heart.

"Read every issue of My Dad Was A Teenage Alien Monster?" added in Ed, who had only grown bigger and hairier with the age. Some people had started saying he had some form of 'himbo' energy but Double D wasn't sure what that meant.

"NO! While we cook up more scams to start suckering the adult world! The Cul-De-Sac was just the first step of the sweet life, boys. We're not gonna be like the losers going off to college or getting some kinda job. We're gonna come up with whole new ways to fleece people of their hard earned cash!"

Double D just sagged down, looking utterly defeated while somehow still not surprised. Of course. Eddy would never be satisfied with the mundane, and he truly hasn't changed after all these years.

"Anyway, we need to make money and fast. We blew our funds on the last failure of a scam, ED," Eddy puncutated as if that would make the mound of eyebrow realize it was his fault in full. Though at the moment he had his attention fully stuck on a nearby tree, as he was pretty sure the leaves were all moving in time and he just had to see where this was gonig.

"But...Eddy. We don't have any more scams! You said it yourself, we have to make a whole batch of new ones. There's no way we could garner any amount of money by tomorrow morning!"

Eddy turned away from his two closest friends, as he knew what he was about to say was probably one of the worst possible things. But...

"We use the Emergency Scam."

At those two words, both Double D and Ed went stark white.

"B-But Eddy! You can't mean that! You, of all of us, said you never wanted to unearth that!" Double D was beyond frightened, looking to Ed for backup.

"Y-Yeah, Eddy! Emergency Scam...that's scarier than any monster Ed knows!"

Eddy did his best to keep on a brave face, turning to them with a nod.

"Listen boys. Sometimes for the greater good, you gotta face down something awful. This deal is once in a lifetime, and we'd have more jawbreakers than what we know we could do with them. If we get started building now, we could be set up by the time they all get home."

Double D was on his knees, crawling to Eddy, beyond pleading at this point. "You can't mean this. You can't ask this of us!!"

Eddy turned away again, shaking his head. "It's the only thing we got. Let's get to it."

And so it was done...The Emergency Scam.

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The Emergency Scam was a rather simple one, in the grand scheme of things. It did not require much building, craft, planning, or even underhanded lying. It offered something quite saught after for cheap, readily available, and in endless supply. So what was the issue with this scheme? What had caused it to be filed away as something to never be done?

Easy.

It was a Kissing Booth, set up right in the Trailer Park of Peachcreek. Specifically, right out front of the infamous Kanker Sisters domicle.

The idea had been sprung when Eddy had hammered Double D to make a large batch of scams and fast, not caring how far it would go and wanting 'The most money with the least work.' A batch of twenty scams had been brought from that, and this one was the very last before Double D stopped himself from going further down that path. It had been filed away, locked up, and determined to never be seen again. But now it was here.

Now there was no going back.

Knowing the way the Sisters worked, there was only one somewhat complicated portion of the plan. Which was 'shifts'. If all three were out there, the Kankers would pay for their fill right away. However, to truly get as much cash as possible, each Ed would take individual turns. After construction and placement was complete, they played a tense game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who among them would take the first and...unfortunately...

Double D stood there at the booth, a gaudy deep pink thing with the words 'KISSING BOOTH: 50 CENTS A KISS' on woodboard above. His outfit was picked out to be the most 'handsome' he owned, a black button up with a red tie and brown slacks. His signature hat on as always, with the little tuft of longer hair out the back.

Feeling his knees shake and his body begin to sweat, Double D reached for the small 'Closed' sign and flipped it to 'Open'. With that, he called out what was much like the heralding of the doomsday.

"E-E-Eds Kissing Booth! O-O-Open for business!"

The silence that filled the air afterwards was heavy, deep. And his eyes stayed locked on the front door of the trailer that he, unfortunately, knew all too well. Toturted by these girls for the better part of their lives, the years had only made them more aggressive. From more outwardly brazen attacks in public to deepening their 'affections' further.

Double D was usually a fan of most things French, but he had discovered there was something that he did not enjoy of theirs.

A few more seconds of pure silence before WHAM. The door was kicked open, and out they walked. Each had become more womanly in the years, and perhaps if it weren't for their absolutely horrid hygiene, personality, way of treating them, and a list of other things...perhaps he could have called them attractive.

But alas, this was not that world.

All three approached at the same time, each of them now a good foot above Double D's height. May looked at him as if he was an all you can eat buffet, her modest chest and large hips swaying in the wind. Marie, 'his' Kanker, had developed more in her chest than May, and still wore that same menacing grin after all these years. Lee took the maturing qualities of both, and sneered as she seemed to look over the sign. That was always part of her intimidation, he never knew where she was looking.

"Well well well! Whatta we have here, girls? A single lil' Ed, out here, trying to start a business in our neck of the woods." drawled out Lee, leaning in towards him with a finger curling against his chin.

"I love me a man who's self-sufficient. Bringing home the bacon right to mama, huh cutie pie?" flirted Marie, resting her head on her hands as she leaned in as well.

"Maybe he's looking for some potential business partners! I call first meeting!" chimed in May, looking like she was about ready to dive across the counter at him.

Double D was quick to back up slightly, even as his knees continued to knock against each other. "H-Hold on now l-ladies! T-This is a r-respectable business! I am...a-aware of your usual desires. B-But before you can do anything, I am g-going have to demand p-payment up front!"

All three continued to smile at him like a prime cut of meat, Lee nudging both of them.

"Look at this, girls! Double D learning to stand up for himself. Isn't that cute?"

Marie only leaned in further, hand starting to reach for him. "It just makes me wanna..."

Lee stopped her hand, smirking. "Ah ah ah, Marie. You heard the man. Give him some cash. Me and May will wait our turn."

May looked absolutely dejected at that, looking between her and the man. "B-But Lee! I wanna go first!"

Lee started to drag her away back to the trailer, looking back at the two with that smirk still there. "You think he's gonna be in any shape after she's through with him? Nu uh. We'll wait for our boys."

Marie huffed a bit at the order given down, but once her sisters were out of sight, she turned back to Double D with a glint in her eyes. "Fifty cents each huh..."

"Y-Yes ma'am! S-So if you want to plop down a dollar or two, we can talk about c-change or-"

It was at that point that Marie's hand had slipped into her pocket and pulled out two things. The first was something familiar to any Ed. A golden tube, which more than likely held lipstick within. Just the sight of it alone made Double D's eyes go wide, gulping. Though as he tore his sight to what she had suddenly placed down on the table...and felt his face going completely pale.

A crisp, green, 50 dollar bill.

"D...D-did you want c-change for that?"

Marie smirked, and Double D knew that part of the Kankers' whole 'love' of the Eds was the fear. So she let the question hang in the air for a few moments before slowly shaking her head. "Nope. All of that's for you, big shot. Big brain-a yours do some quick math on that and tell me how much I'm owed?"

Of course he had already done the math. It had gone across his brain the instant he saw the number on it. He stuttered out the words, and saw her uncap the lipstick.

"O-O-One h-h-hundred."

Marie then spent what felt like an eternity applying the deep red shade to her lips, an expert and practiced hand as she just stared him down. Over and over it went, making her lips look fuller, bigger, and stickier by the second. Double D felt himself backing up slightly from her, trembling. But her free hand grasped him by the tie, yanking him back in as she continued her casual application.

"W-Wait! M-Marie! W-We can talk about this! T-That's so many, y-you're sure to get bored. Perhaps an e-exchange of some sort or...or some o-other way!"

She twisted the tube back in place, smacking her lips together with gentle 'Mwah mwah's to ensure of its spread. With the lipstick tube slipped back into place, she then grasped him by the face and pulled him over the booth. Her next words were whispered as she hovered over his face, completely sealing his doom.

"Pucker up, boyfriend." And that was the only warning he got before Marie mashed her mouth against his. His body tensed up in utter shock as she gave him the kiss of a lifetime. From the way she slid her lips against his to smear the color over him further, to how one of her hands moved to grasp the small of his back and push the two right together.

Double D could do nothing to stop her, as physically weak as he always was, her body smothering him with both her chest and kiss. However, it seemed Marie wasn't satisfied with just starting off like this. The hand on his head moved to grasp his nose, cutting off his air which made him open his mouth in a wide gasp. Soon as that happened though, her tongue snaked in and took control of his mouth.

The first time this had happened had felt like a complete violation, and every time since, the impact had not lessened.

Marie was a messy kisser, and not just from the lipstick. Sure enough, soon as her tongue had pushed in, it was as if she was salivating at a pristene meal. His muffled protests would play against her mouth as she swirled her tongue about his, wrapped it up, pushed it back. Each movement making glob after glob of spit spill itself down his throat. He had little else to do but swallow it down, eyes shutting tight and body going limp as she just completely and utterly overpowered him.

After what seemed to be a lifetime of enduring her french kiss, Marie pulled away from him with an obnoxiously loud "Mmmmmwah!" Double D's head traveled with hers for a few moments before it fell back, lips popping from the force of her kiss. His eyes fluttered opened as he gasped for air, mouth most certainly bruised slightly.

Finally able to focus slightly, he saw that Marie...had pulled out her tube of lipstick again, reapplying once more as she looked at him with an even hungrier glint in her eyes. "That was one. Ninety-nine more to go, Casanova. And I'm getting my money's worth."

"T...That was just one? But...b-but!"

"I paid didn't I...and we only did one. Nothing on the sign says what kinda kissing it's gotta be. So that one was nice and deep...now..."

This time she grasped both sides of his face, squishing up his cheeks to make his lips pucker up. "There we go! You better make this the best fifty dollars I've ever spent."

"M-mggh!!" and then Double D's world was once more a mashed kiss against his mouth. This time he felt the lipstick spread to every corner of his mouth as she tilted and pushed their mouths harder together. Double D's eyes crossed and legs kicked as she was absolutely relentless. There wasn't tongue this time but instead it was like the suction of her lips was on another level. He couldn't tell when his face ended and hers began, all he could hear was the loud smacking of their kiss echoing throughout the trailer park.

It was then that Marie full on tackled him over the counter, pulling her mouth back with a long stretch and yet another "MWAH!"

Double D was splayed out on the ground beneath her, and she held his head in her hands once more. "That's two...now let's kick this into overdrive!"

And from the other side of the bench, you'd only see his hands flailing just above the edge of the counter. Hearts and lips flew out as there was a flurry of "Mwah! MMmwah mwah mwah! Mwah mwah!" all while Double D let out "P-Please! Stop!" Yet there was none, not until Marie was good and satisfied with his state.

Which as she pulled the two back up, would be absolutely covered in lipstick stains. Deep prints over every corner of his face, even quite a few having gotten down to his neck. He looked absolutely gobsmacked, holding up a single finger. "T-That...that had to be...all of it right?"

Marie giggled at the question, pecking his mouth just once before responding. "That brings us to twenty-two, boyfriend."

"T...Twenty-two?"

Once more, she pulled out the tube. Though this time she made sure to grasp his head and force him to watch as she slowly applied. "Twenty-two! We've got a lot more smoochin' to go. So just sit back, and let mama take care of the rest!"

A few more slow swipes over her lips, and the tube had actually run out. She tossed it out to the side, and wasn't even subtle this time. As Double D panted for breath, her tongue slipped in first before her lips pressed against him, moaning into his mouth. Her tongue gave him no quarter, and in the background? Lee and May watched with what could only be evil smirks, knowing that there was only more to come for their boyfriends.

Who knew how long it was as the air filled with more ridiculous sounds of kissing, how much spit was swapped and swallowed, and lipstick refills there were. Eventually, Marie got down to her last one.

"MWWWAH! Nintey-nine...How ya feeling, turtledove? Ready for our last one?"

Double D was completely and uttelry gone. His body was shivering, face painted beyond any recognition. There were hickies lining his neck, a few bite marks on his shoulder, and more than a few buttons had come undone with kisses trailing downwards. Marie had used every bit of him she could reach. And as she mentions the last one, Double D got at least a little bit of energy to speak.

"J...Just a small one. P-Please." Looking at her lips, he gulped. "I-I can't take more f-french kissing."

Marie held a look on her face that almost looked like adoration, thumbs stroking at his cheeks. "Oh...I had something special in mind for our last kiss. Open up for me, baby."

A whine of protest came from him, but he knew if he didn't, she'd simply hold his nose again and make him breathe through his mouth. So with a shuddered breath and fearful eyes closing shut, Double D opened his mouth.

"Good boy. Now get ready, time for us to go to a new level." With that, Marie held her mouth open above his own. Double D opened one eye to see what she was up to just in time for him to see her drool start to drop down into his mouth.

Eyes shooting wide open, he couldn't stop it as Marie just spit right into his mouth before mashing his mouth against him once more. Tongue pushed forward, swirling together their mouths in the most intense kiss yet. Her hands had his head pulled in close, her body squishing him into the ground with more and more force. All while this messy kiss drained any last resistance Double D had right out of him. She had been kissing him more than any of their previous sessions, and despite this being the 'last one', it felt like it would never end.

Until finally, with one more swirl of her tongue and suck of her lips, Marie pulled back with a...

"MMMMMWWWWWWAAAH!"

His lips were covered in a mix of spittle and lipstick, eyes opening to look up at Marie just smirking down at him.

"That was 100, turtledove."

"T...That was...t-thank you for your business."

Her smirk grew wider, as she stood the two up. Of course, Double D almost just fell over so Marie...scooped him in her arms, pushing his head against her chest.

"Oh no. You look too exhausted to be all out here by yourself, Double D. Looks like you need a nice place to stay for a second. Come on. Let's go to my room."

And Double D could not even muster up any strength to try to get out of her grip as she started walking towards the trailer, Lee standing there with a new tube of lipstick for her and a laugh.

"Have fun with yer boyfriend, Marie?"

"Worth every penny. Now I'm gonna go give him some tender lovin' care! Isn't that right, Double D?"

He reached a hand out to Lee, desperate. "H-Help. Me."

Lee laughed, grabbing his face quickly to give him her own gross kiss. Another layer of spit on his mouth as she mashed against him, pulling back with the signature 'MWAH!'

"Hey! That's my man!" Marie said, yanking him away from Lee with a glare.

"Yeah, and we share don't we? Go have yer fun. We'll get the next Ed."

At that, May jumped for joy, sighing dreamily out at the stand. "I hope it's Big Ed next!"

"Well I hope my lil' shortcake Eddy got it next. I got money with his name on it!"

That was the last thing Double D saw as Marie dragged him upstairs...already reapplying her lipstick as she smiled to him.

"C'mon...let's snuggle!"

This story contains:

-Dubious Consent

-Lipstick marking

-Messy kissing/spit

-Femdom

All characters are at least 18.

A sequel to my previous story. With Double D's shift complete, the two remaining Eds now have to decide who's the one up next...and maybe what to do about their friend.

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"But...Eddy! We have to help him!" Ed whispered, hidden deep in the bush near the Kissing Booth.

"Shut it, monobrow! She paid for it, he has to endure it. That's the deal. If we show up now, the other Kankers will pop out and it'll be worse for all of us. She'll let him go soon...probably."

Eddy peered out from over the slunked over Ed, grimacing at a sight that he didn't like being used to...mainly, it was Marie Kanker currently sticking her tongue deep down Sockhead's mouth and he was obviously way far gone to do anything about it. With his attuned money senses, Eddy could tell what that bill was on the counter, and it was the only time he could ever do math quick. 100 kisses? Seriously? Who the hell drops fifty bucks on a Kissing Booth?

A Kanker, apparently.

But if one would drop fifty...then all they'd really need is a second doing the same and they'd be set for the store tomorrow!

Just as that revelation hit him, Marie had detached herself from Double D only to pick him up and take him into the trailer. Of course, Ed started getting up to go run for him but Eddy grabbed him by the back of the collar.

"Whoa! Stop! Listen Ed. Long as we operate at the booth, they can't do anything to us without paying. But you rush into the trailer, then you're no longer something they can pay for. Now you're just Ed, and they'll do what they usually do."

"B-But Eddy! Double D is-"

"I'll figure out something about Double D." And a small glint of how he was gonna be able to escape this fate crossed his brain, looking to Ed as if he was their only hope. "But I need YOU to man the booth as a distraction! As long as the Kankers are at the booth, they aren't watching out for me. So while you have them there, I can sneak in, get Double D out, and bam! We'll be golden!"

Ed looked scared to hear this plan of action, glancing towards the hovering visage of May, still in the window and so obviously on the lookout for him. "B-But Eddy. May kisses bad for Ed. T-They're so icky and gooey and long!"

Eddy was well aware of that, from one of the many times all three had caught him alone. May seemed to focus more and more on mouth to mouth contact these days, finding it more 'romantic'. But her kiss was anything friendly.

"I know Ed. It's a major sacrifice, but Double D has already gone through his. It's your turn now to hold the line. Then once Double D is safe, I'll take your spot and you both will get a breather. Okay?"

Ed looked to his charismatic leader, who seemed so sure of this plan. Shakily nodding his head, Ed started to stand straight up.

"Great! Now, you get over there, I'll sneak up behind you. First I'll secure the cash so Double D's work isn't in vain, then I'll get to saving him."

Of course, Eddy's plan was to snatch the first set of cash, come back for the second, and wait for the Kankers to get tired of torturing the two and getting their forgiveness via jawbreakers. What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them...he just couldn't go through treatment like THAT from Lee.

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Ed was not looking forward to this. He hadn't been looking forward to this ever since Eddy had decided the plan. After all, it meant he'd be willingly letting May kiss him! She'd only made it worse each time she got to, and so he really didn't like the idea of her getting to do it as much as she wanted.

But Eddy kept him on track. The jawbreakers would need this. He would save them from their jail cell of the candy store, and liberate them into his mouth. He'd be a hero, not just to them, but to Double D and Eddy as well! That's how he found the courage to stand at the booth, looking around for any sign that Double D had been freed yet as he felt Eddy slink up beside him.

"Shh! I'm not here!" Eddy whispered out before grabbing the fifty dollars on the booth and slipping away through the brush. Ed had, of course, been looking down right at him before he slipped away. So when he looked back up and there was not just one but TWO Kankers standing across from him at the booth, Ed let out a small yell.

"Heya Big Ed! Is it your turn? Are you working? Can I pay??" May barraged him with so many questions, all while jumping in place and looking like she could explode from the excitement. Already Ed felt sweat pouring down his face, glancing to Lee as she lifted up some of her curls to look at him with one eye.

"Don'tcha worry, Big Boy. You're all hers. I'm not paying for anybody but my man. He's gonna show up...right?"

Ed nodded quickly, not really thinking about it as he pointed off towards where Eddy had ran off. "Y-Yeah! He's gotta plan and then he'll be back and then I won't have to be here anymore!"

Lee smirked as Ed talked, looking off towards where he pointed. "Is thaaaat so...Well let's make sure his plan and my plan match up huh? Have fun here, May. And here." She fished out a pair of quarters from her hand, sitting them down on the counter.

"First one's on me, for being so helpful Ed."

Ed looked down at the fifty cents, usually something he'd be ecstatic to have helped get. Ed's roles in scams weren't usually that involved. Sure, he might pretend to be a monster or make a machine work, but he never got handed the money. This was the first time he could really think of it happening.

But his eyes followed up the curvy body of May Kanker, who was giggling up a storm as she looked at him.

"Aw Lee, you're such a sweetheart!" Her signature 'snnrrk' as she laughed in the middle of talking. "Here Big Ed! All the practice we've been doing is aboutta pay off!"

Ed tilted his head, feeling that tingle of fear going up his spine. "P-Practice?"

"Mhmm!" She tickled his chin with her finger, before reaching into her pocket to pull it out. Sure enough...another tube. This one, however, was a silver tube. And as she extended it out, the color wasn't her usual deep red but a jet black.

"Been saving this one for a special occasion. And what's more special than this?!?" She laughed as if that was all she needed to say, and began to slowly apply it over her lips. Despite her excited nature, this she always did slowly. Though not content to just stand there away from Ed, she lept over the counter and pushed him to the ground, straddling him as it continued.

"W-Wait! Wait! J-Just one! You only bought one!" Ed cried out, feeling like she was about to do what she usually does. Which was plaster him all over before colliding with his lips.

Nodding, May didn't remark back as she continued the generous application. Glossy, thick, sticky, and especially shiny. Ed could almost see his reflection in them with how much she had applied. The tube went back into her pocket as she very gently grasped his head. Tilting it just so, she sighed.

"There's a reason why I always saved your lips for last, Big Ed. I was trying a new technique. One where soon as we kiss, we can't part until I want us to. I call it the Kanker Liplock! It's a symbol of our love and devotion to each other. So ya see...All I'm gonna need is one!"

Ed's eyes were wide with fear, and he called out into the forest. "E-Eddy! Double D! Help m-"

Then her mouth latched onto his, and Ed felt himself be pushed to the ground with the sheer force of the kiss. Something about it felt different. Weird. And while Ed had always held his strength back when it came to girls, something told him he had to get her off of him now or it was gonna be bad.

So his hands moved to her shoulders, and he began to push. And as she lifted up...Ed went right up with her. From laying onto the ground to now sitting straight up as she stayed in his lap, her lips had dragged his own along. More fear at this revelation, Ed tried to yank his head back from her only to see them stretch while still against him.

Then, like a rubber band, she slammed back into him and pushed him back into the ground.

All while this happened, her noises filled the air. "MWAH! MWAH! MMMMWAH MWAH MWAH!" Her lips sucked and squished against his over and over, and his were forced to pucker right back against her. Effectively, it felt like he was kissing her just as deeply as she was kissing him and Ed wanted it to stop.

But when he tried to push her off this time, she grabbed his hands and placed them on her rear, fluttering her eyelashes at him before tackling him down to the ground again. At this point, all Ed could think to do in response was try to beg her to stop. However, this would prove to be his undoing.

Soon as he opened his mouth to try to say anything, May's hands grasped his head and turned it to the angle she needed to now let her sloppy tongue strike. Ed felt his entire body jolt as the regrettably familiar taste of May Kanker filled his mouth. It was not a pleasant one, tasting like old grease and car oil. Even Ed has his limits.

Her tongue was massive and unrelenting, first 'playfully' pushing and flicking against his own as if Ed wanted this kiss. Then it began to explore every nook and cranny of his mouth, swirling and pushing however it pleased. More and more of her spit shot out between their mouths and down his throat, making even the powerfully strong Ed feel weak. It was like he was sinking into the earth, eyes rolling back while May continued her fun.

And oh what fun she was having. While Ed was trying to fight for his life, he had made a mistake of tightening his hands on instinct. But they were right on May's ass, which meant to her, Ed just gave her a tight squeeze. She squealed in delight, and redoubled her efforts.

Picking him up from the ground, she turned both their heads to smear more of her black lipstick over his mouth and push her tongue down deeper. Then, in a surprise move, she inhaled so hard that she actually sucked his tongue into her mouth. Ed could only let out weak noises as she played with it in there now. Her tongue wrapped around, coating every inch in her taste, all while those noises just continued.

"Mwah! Mwah! Chuc chuc, smooch! Smek!"

May had told him once why she liked making those noises with him. 'Well for one, it lets everybody around us know what we're up to Big Ed! And for two...it's so I can make our kissing a full experience. Touch, taste, and sound!'

And this was certainly that.

More and more the kiss deepened. Every so often she'd switch from his tongue in her mouth to her tongue in his mouth, all while ensuring that her lipstick spread as much as it could from just the one kiss. Not only that, but whatever May was doing, it was making Ed absolutely kiss her back. From the manipulation of his tongue to the twisting of his lips. This was a one sided dominating kiss, but it didn't feel as if he was just some backseat driver. Ed was kissing her, and May couldn't be happier that all that practice she'd forced them through had worked out so well.

"MMMWAH! MWAH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-"

"CAN IT MAY, I'M TRYING TO SNUGGLE WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE LOUDER THAN A YOWLING CAT!"

May shot up from Ed with a glare, shouting out at Marie who had stuck her head down the stairs. "Can it, Marie! I'm finally getting my special liplock with Ed! We- AH DANG IT MARIE. You made me waste my kiss!"

Ed twitched and shivered on the ground, looking up at May with a new layer of fear to her. Now she wouldn't only force her affections on him, but force his affections on her. But...maybe he was lucky! She said she only wanted to pay for one kiss and now it was over. Ed could feel a giant stain of black on his mouth, smacking his lips a couple times to give them feeling again. And then, ever so slowly, he spoke up.

"T-Thank you for your business, m-ma'am."

May re-focused back on him, tilting her head. "Oh you liked it Big Ed? Oh I knew you would! But don't worry. That first one was from Lee." She reached into her other pocket, showing she had come with her own money as well. Two shiny quarters. "I lost all my money in a bet to Lee, but I still gots enough for another one. And this time we won't be interrupted..."

Ed looked as she slapped the two quarters down, and then slipped the silver tube of black lipstick out again. "Ya know, you look real good in black, Big Ed. Maybe I should use this instead of red all the time? Whaddya think? Oh what am I saying, you loved it! But now that we're not gonna be stopping anytime soon..."

She picked the two off the ground, finishing up another heavy thick application with a pucker of her lips to spread evenly. Sighing happily and turning back to her man, she giggled with pure joy. "We should go somewhere more comfortable...come on loverboy. Marie may have the room, but the couch is still free. Now put those lips together and make like a fish..."

One of her favorite lines to use on him, and Ed couldn't do a thing as once more she tilted his head and did some weird movement with her lips. Even as she started to casually walk them back to the trailer, all his attempts to stop her just led to her slamming her mouth into him again and again.

Trying to hold onto the booth? Now her tongue was pushing against his mouth.

Grab onto the edges of the door to the trailer? Now HIS tongue was sucked into her mouth.

And his last ditch effort, grasping onto the railing of the stair, he saw what was likely his own fate.

Double D, pushed up against a wall outside the bedroom, Marie drooling into his mouth for all to see. Looking back to May, her pupils looked more like hearts as she wheeled him around onto the couch.

Grunting against her as she sat him down, Ed remembered something as May began to descend on him. A warning Eddy made, Ed's eyes wide as the door to the trailer closed ever so slowly.

'Long as we operate at the booth, they can't do anything to us without paying. But you rush into the trailer, then you're no longer something they can pay for. Now you're just Ed, and they'll do what they usually do.'

Click. The door shut. May lifted away from his mouth with a happy sigh, squishing his cheeks together.

"Oh...I can't resist. For old time sake, let's do some smoochin!"

"B-Bad for Ed!"

And so a new chorus of 'MWAH. MWAH! MMMWAH MWAH MWAH.', 'CHUC, SMEK, SMOOCH' and grossly wet noises filled the air of the trailer park as now two of the three Kankers had their man.

Little did the third man know, he was in the most danger of them all.

This story contains:

-Dubious Consent

-Lipstick marking

-Messy kissing/spit/spit drinking

-Femdom

All characters are at least 18. If you are not at least 18, then this story ain't for you.

The thrilling conclusion to the Edmergency trilogy. Will Eddy escape Lee's affections? Will they get jawbreakers after its all said and done? Read on, and find out!

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As the echoes of Marie and May's forceful affections traveled across the trailer park, followed by the duet of screams and pleading of Double D and Ed, one Kanker sister and one Ed were nowhere to be found in it. Eddy had not returned to snatch up the money and start his shift, and Lee was not waiting at the booth for her man to show up. Of course, the others had no idea of this cause they were far too preoccupied. And while Ed and Double D may think this is the worst any of them had ever gotten it from a Kanker...they'd later probably find themselves very lucky that they were not in Eddy's shoes.

Speaking of, he was currently on the way back to his home. Eddy always had a special place to store money meant for jawbreakers back at his place. This was for a couple reasons. One, made sure that he didn't reach into his usual cash stash for other reasons. Two, it was a secret spot that nobody knew about, not even his brother. So no Kevin stealing it, Kankers stealing it, or Ed seeing some new stupid figure and 'borrowing' it from Eddy. Of course, at the moment, it was completely empty. They'd indulged on their jawbreakers need a few times, but this was gonna end up being their biggest haul yet.

Opening up his bedroom door, Eddy was so excited about this incoming haul that he didn't even see the little stand that had been built up in his room. Walking right past it and the person standing behind it, Eddy was moving towards the secret little nook in his dresser...when it finally did hit him that something and someone was in his room that shouldn't be. Whirling around, he balled his hands into fists before announcing.

"Kanker!"

Lee smirked, towering over her boyfriend from across what appeared to be her own kissing booth. This one read 'Lee and Eddy's Special Smoochin' Station', which sent a shiver of fear down Eddy's spine. Keeping his fists balled however, he squared up towards Lee, trying to not show any of that fear that always set these women off.

"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be back at the booth!"

Lee chuckled as her man looked so cute like this, as if he wasn't about to go through what he'd seen.

"I am, am I? But I'd only want a kissin' booth if you were there, boyfriend. And you weren't. Just like I knew ya wouldn't be."

Eddy tensed up at that, narrowing his eyes and taking a couple steps back.

"Whatta ya talking about, ya walking mop?"

Of course, Lee didn't let him get far, pulling him back towards the booth by his collar and shooting him a menacing look that said 'Stay right there.' When Eddy didn't put his fists down but kept his feet planted? She slowly let him go.

"Oh my little shortcake...whole reason why you're my favorite is cause you're such a cheatin' lil' dog. I knew you'd skip out on your turn at the booth, I knew you'd come back here to wait it out till me and my sisters had our fun, and I knew you'd never let me get my hands on you like that. No matter how much money you wanted to raise for some jawbreakers."

Eddy only got more and more confused as Lee spoke, his hands going down as he tried to figure out what Lee was saying here.

"Wha...what? How'd you know we were trying to get money for jawbreakers? And...about turns and..."

Lee's chuckle only grew darker, sighing out as she shook her head.

"Aww, Eddy. You need me to spell it out for you? Sometimes you're so dumb, it makes my heart soar. See...we knew you were gonna do this scam. Knew what the plan was. See, we got access to all yer scams once. It was after I left ya tied up to a stump after runnin' outta lipstick. On my way to go get some, stopped by yer room. Rifled about. Found your money stash and yer scam folder. Found the 'emergency' one and...let's just say the guy at the candy shop only needed a little convincin' to give you some bad info."

Eddy's face went pale white at all that, taking glances to the door out as he began to make small movements towards it.

"Y-You're lying! N-No way you knew all that."

"Then how'd I have this lil' booth ready, Romeo? Made it just for us, cause again...knew you'd run back here like the lil' fraidy cat of mine you are. There's no jawbreaker deal tomorrow, there's not gonna be any like that ever. But I got one lil' deal for you."

Gulping, Eddy started dashing out but it was already too late. Lee snatched him by his collar again, yanking him to be right up against her. And in her other hand...that bright gold tube that sent a fresh wave of fear right down his spine.

"W-Wait! I'm too h-handsome for this!"

"You sure are. So. It's a booth, shortstuff. 'Cept this one works a little different. Give me some cash, and that's how many times I won't kiss ya right now. Same price. Fifty cents each one."

He could...buy his way out? He could save himself? With the knowledge that the jawbreakers deal wasn't happening, that all this had been for nothing anyway...Eddy quickly pulled out the fifty dollars. "T-This is all I have!"

Lee could almost split her face from how her wide her grin is, taking the fifty and pocketing it.

"Thanks! Sure Marie is gonna love having that back...someday. But that's 100 kisses taken away." And as she said that, she uncapped the lipstick, showing off the deep, bright red waiting beneath.

Giving his nose a quick peck, Lee began to slowly apply to her lips, all while she kept him snug right against her curvy body. Even as he kicked and tried to get out, Eddy was speaking.

"H-Hold on! I gave you fifty bucks! That should cover it all!"

On and on she applied, now shifting the two over from the booth to just pin him down to his bed. Eddy tried to crawl up it to get away, but Lee followed, lips only getting thicker and stickier. As he hit the headboard with no where to go, Eddy could only see one thing in front of him now. Lee, sitting on her knees and much taller than him. A single eye peeked out from her hair, an undeniable hunger in it. Her hands slowly reached out for him, holding his head still as she finally replied.

"Oh you just took a hundred off, turtledove. See, if you had stayed at the booth, I woulda rewarded you by dropping a lotta cash on you. Wanna know how much? Course ya do Eddy, my little cheapskate. Three-hundred and fifty dollars. So, quick bitta math for ya, and that woulda been 700 kisses."

Eddy's eyes went wide at that, both because that would have been the most money he ever made off of a scam...and an unbelievable amount of Lee to take in.

"But you did just what I wanted you to. Ran off to my booth. So instead you paid me to take 100 off. So it's gonna be you, me...and 600 kisses."

Eddy started to shake as she began to lean in, looking about to try to think of something.

"H-Hold on! We can work this out! W-We can go back to the booth! I-I'll do chores for you!"

Then a finger went to his lips, as Lee whispered out "Shhh..."

Her lips held that smirk still, now only looking more dangerous with the bright red sheen. Eddy could only watch as she leaned in closer and closer until...

"Gimme some sugar."

"H-HELP M-"

Lee collided into him, pushing the two back down into the bed as she wasted little time in forcing his mouth open. Lee had been the first to start experimenting with french kisses, and so Eddy had been the first to very quickly despise them.

Her longue, slippery tongue overpowered him and had him regretting practically everything to do with this scam. It coiled about, ran up and over his tongue, all while she continued to smear her lipstick against his mouth. The two sensations combined made Eddy feel like the rest of the world had just gone away. The only thing he could feel was Lee pressed on him and her tongue in him. The only sounds he could hear were here sucking mouth with the 'MWAH MWAH. MMMMWAH MWAH MWAH.' following. Already his eyes were rolling in the back of his head, though just as he was about to hit the moment where maybe he could just go prone and let this playout...Lee retracted her tongue.

Gasping for air, Lee was quick to barrage his face with more of her oppressive kissing. Bright red marks smudged themselves onto his face, his neck, his ears, his lips. Lee wasn't letting up until she was good and sure that every portion of his face was marked up. And as she pulled away to admire her handywork, Eddy tried in vain to break from her grip.

Seeing an opportunity, Lee spoke. "Let's see...that was just about 19. Tell ya what Eddy, I got something new I wanna try. And for every second you can withstand it, I'll take away a kiss. How's that sound?"

Eddy looked at her absolutely confused, getting ready to ask what she was going to do but she held up her hand at him.

"Uh uh! No questions! Deal is take it or leave it. So either take it and get me outta here sooner or leave it and..." She started to lean in again, lips pu ckered as she made the threatning 'MMMmwah. Mwah. MWAH.' sounds towards him.

"T-Take it! Take it! I'll do it!"

Hook, line, and sinker.

"Lil' Eddy making lotsa deals today...alright then handsome. Open your mouth. Wide. Gonna try something Marie told me is pretty fun."

Eddy wasn't sure what she was up to, having not caught all of what happened to Double D. But anything to get his 'kiss debt' down faster. Opening his mouth, Lee laid him down gently. Then one of her hands moved to pin his own, the other holding his head steady.

"Remember Eddy. Each second, I'll take a kiss off. Now...."

Suddenly Lee began to slosh something in her mouth, that eye of hers peeking out again and looking more deranged than ever. Eddy was struggling and kicking his feet as she kept doing whatever she was building up to...and then it happened.

Lee opened her mouth to show a huge glob of drool and it just began to flow right into his mouth. Eddy immediately felt his body seize, back tensing, hands balling, everything reacting as negatively as you could. But Lee didn't stop for even a second. In fact, she only pushed her mouth closer to his, ensuring not a single drop missed his mouth.

Knowing about this 'deal', Eddy tried to hold on. But he felt the warmth slide down his throat, the taste of her mouth overpowering his own, and there were slight tears in his eyes at the sensation. It had to have been at least a few minutes as he continued to drink what he could. Finally, Eddy shut his mouth and turned his head, yelling "S-Stop! Stop! Enough!"

Lee did, smirking at him. "Can see why Marie likes that so much. Bet Double D has had a few mouthfuls at this point...anyway. Good job handsome. You lasted fifteen seconds."

"F-Fifteen seconds?!?!? That had to be at least a minute!"

"I was countin' sweetcheeks. So that's fifteen gone. A few hundred more to go. Oh and..." Hands grasped his face, squishing his cheeks so his mouth opened up.

"No more deals."

And this time Lee just outright spat down his mouth a couple times before mashing their lips together, spittle flying between the contact as her tongue jetted forward again.

This time Eddy let out noises of protest as loud as he could, but there was no getting past Lee's frankly overpowering mouth. Even after all that, she still had a fresh sheen of red on her. Eddy could feel the globs of lipstick sticking itself to his face, printing deep and dark. His hands moved to try to push her off, but all this did was make her kiss grow even hungrier.

And now that Lee had that taste of something new, she was experimenting.

Her tongue wasn't only attacking his and the insides of his mouth, it was keeping his mouth propped open so that she could drool into him while they kissed. Eddy could find no way to stop it, pitiful noises of defeat joining the background noise of their makeout.

"MMWAH! MWAH MWAH MWAH! MWAH! MMMH!" Somehow she just always found a way to make those sounds, even as Eddy weakly tried to shove her tongue out with his own. Yet when his tongue showed some kind of movement, it was sucked right into her mouth. Lee took that moment to shove his head further against her own, putting no space between them as she harshly sucked his tongue.

All the while her tongue wrapped around his, ensuring he could not get away from this kiss without tasting her. And after all she's done, Eddy wouldn't doubt if the taste of Kanker stayed in him for weeks. Which was just what Lee wanted.

Lee would keep this up for a few more moments before pulling Eddy back with a 'MMMMWWWWAH!'

Holding him up in the air, he looked an absolute mess. No visible part of him didn't have lipstick on it somehow. From the top of his chest to even his hands, Lee had assaulted every part she could see. And of course, his mouth was a mixture of lipstick and spit. Currently he had his tongue rolled out to try to get some taste of her off, and even that had rings of lipstick around it. Eddy looked to be absolutely done, ready for this to be over.

But Lee just reached into her pocket, finally reapplying her lipstick.

"W-Wait! H-How many was that? We have to be like...m-most of the way through!"

Over and over it swiped, Eddy seeing his reflection in her lips. Seeing the state of him, he had a feeling even five showers wouldn't make him feel clean after this was said and done. Weakly, a hand reached up to try to stop her from putting on any more. But when he did that, she put the lipstick in his hand and sighed.

"Oh, Eddy! You wanna apply it for me? You sweetie! Now do it. Or it gets worse."

Gulping at the threat, Eddy began to circle her lips carefully. Unfortunately, being front row to this over and over meant that Eddy was actually pretty good at applying it. Though as he did, he asked again. "H...How many times was that?"

And when he did, she took the lipstick from him and pocketed it. Holding his face once more, she said the most terrifying thing.

"Oh...I thought you were keeping count, boyfriend. Guess we'll start over! Pucker up!"

"N-No! NO! HELP ME!!!"

And so the last of the Eds was met with his terrible fate. Hearts and lips would fly out from the windows of his room, as Lee unloaded on him. And meanwhile, back at the trailer park, Ed and Double D were going through the same thing. Ed was still stuck in the ever-lasting Kanker Liplock. Double D was currently mouth open and whining as Marie unleashed another spout of spit.

The Kankers didn't let their boyfriends go until deep in the night, and each would leave them with one more deep kiss goodbye. While the Eds would just immediately go back to their home, the following day they would agree:

They would never make a scam aimed for the Kankers ever again.