Sam and Alice vs the KDA girls

Alice opened her hands to Sam and smiled "Well technically I'm my master's familiar so Sam shall decide for us" she said as she waited for her master's answer

“Can we go two vs one?” Salos asked, knowing they would be hard pressed to face both at once.

"Yeah, sure." Kai'Sa said as she gestured towards her dancing studio. "Let's dance."


Sam / 15HP
Alice / 15HP
Kai'Sa / 40HP

Alice smiled as she decided to test the dancer's agility with a basic combo of attacks "I do hope this is fun for both parties~"

(basic combo)

“Indeed. Here goes.” Sam said summoning shards of ice.

(Basic blizzard)

(Look, Kai'Sa is, in my opinion, not finished, so i will add more moves to her as i DM)
[Basic Combo - (13, 75, 59), 3 misses]
[Basic Blizzard - (27, 67, 56), 1 hit, 2 misses]
[Lip Barrage - (29, 94, 11, 40, 52, 4, 44, 69) - 3 Hits, 2 Crits]

Kai'Sa adeptly dances around Alice's strikes and fires 8, juicy, red lips from her wings, 2 of them hit Alice while 3 others hit Sam, all of them leaving sticky lip prints in the fighters.

Sam does not let himself be distracted by this, and fires his ice shards, but only 1 of them manages to graze Kai'Sa's outfit.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 13HP
Kai'Sa / 40HP

(That’s ok.)

Sam summoned more energy as he sent a large stone at her.

(Basic Stone)

Alice blushed from the marks on her skin as she hummed playfully as she dashed at the woman trying to slice into her arms to lower her attack decisions


(dash and slash)

[Basic Stone - 63, Fail]
[Dash and Slash - 80, hit]
[Party Shaker - (57, 60), Miss]

While Kai'Sa danced around Sam's stone, Alice seized the opportunity in order to slash at the woman's arm, if Kai'Sa used any weapory, the slash would've made her drop it, but she doesn't, so it was just a minor inconvinience.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 13HP
Kai'Sa / 39HP

Sam sends a basic fire spell at her.

(Basic fire)

Alice smiled as she continued her assault aiming to put the woman at her best dodging as she continued swinging her sword in a basic 3 hit strike


(basic combo)

[Basic Fire - 27, Miss]
[Basic Combo - (32, 69, 58), 2 hits]
[Tramp Stamp - 7, crit fail]

While Sam doesn't manage to land a spell, Alice finds more success: On a low stance, she dashes into Kai'Sa and hits her in the arm with an ascending slash, an attack that quickly gets turned into a descending movement that cuts the air towards Kai'Sa neck, but she manages to block it with her arm before it reached her. Such a defense comes with a cost, though, as the maid manages to use the her advantageous position to brute force the dancer into her knees, making her vulnerable for 1 strike.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 13HP
Kai'Sa / 37HP / Off-Balance

Sam sends a barrage of ice at the dancer.

(Basic Blizzard)

Alice looks to her master trying his best with his magic as she decided to distract the dancer for a minute by revealing her breasts with a smile "You look like you'd like to rest ma'am, please feel free to stare and touch~"


(see what you like)

[Blizzard - (Auto!, 5, 37) (Crit - 4, success), 1 Crit, 1 Miss, 1 Crit miss]
[See what you like - 71, Miss]
[Party Shaker - 60, hit]

One of the Ice shards manages to hit Kai'Sa directy, but it pushes her away from Alice's grasp, and, seeing this, the Dancer immeadiatly starts moving in a way that ephatises her ASSets, and ,oh boy, she was VERY gifted.

Sam couldn't see it well though, as Alice covered his view, consequentially sparing him from Kai'Sa's seductive ass.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 11HP / Charmed
Kai'Sa / 37HP / Off-Balance

Sam tries to send more ice at her.

(Basic Blizzard)

Alice blushed at the woman's dancing as she clapped for her "I simply must learn how to dance like that!" she said playfully before dashing at the woman trying to softly kiss her as she stopped in any way


(foxy kiss)

[Basic Blizzard - (42, 24, 5), 2 Hits, 1 Crit miss]
[Foxy Kiss - 78, hit]
[Rubing it in their face - 41, miss]

While Kai'Sa manages to dodge away from one of the ice shards, she is still hit by two of them on her hips which leaves her open for Alice to gift the dancer a deep kiss in the lips.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 13HP / Charmed
Kai'Sa / 35HP / Charmed

Sam tries to hit her with a basic flame.

(Basic fire)

Alice smiles as she playfully shakes her breasts at the woman again silently enticing her to relax against her breasts again


(see what you like?)

[Basic Fire - 55, fail]
[See What you like? - 22, hit]
[Struggle - 4, Crit]
[Strict Dance Teacher - 10, Crit]
[Dancing - 81, Fail]

"Say what... dance with me." Kai'Sa says to Alice, who is too entranced to deny and immeadiatly starts trying to keep pace with the dancer, yet, she doesn't manage to make it past the first few steps, and stumbles directly into Kai'Sa's grasp.

Soon, the K/DA dancer binds the maid in a violent makeout session that takes the breath away from her.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 10HP / Bound
Kai'Sa / 34HP

“Sorry, but please let my partner go.” Sam said, summoning shards of ice and sending them at her.

(Basic Blizzard)

Alice blushes from kiss as she tries to pull herself away from the kiss shivering from the pleasure

[Basic Blizzard - (17, 43, 6), 1 Crit 2 misses]
[Struggle - 80, success]


Sam doesn't really manage to land the first 2 ice shards, as his partner was on his way and he didn't want to hit her, however, Alice managed to free herself and push Kai'Sa away, giving Sam a straight line of fire into his opponent, and he made sure to make the most out of it: Sending his 3rd ice shard right in the middle of Kai'Sa's face.

"Ha! Good one." Akali said while eating her ramen.

Sam / 12HP
Alice / 10HP
Kai'Sa / 33HP

“Cold enough, you dancing skank, or do you want some more?” he said, trying to draw her focus on him as he sent a fireball at her.

(Basic fire)