Salos vs. Beguiling Boa

"Stop calling me matchstick boy. The name is Salos." he said, summoning four fiery daggers and throwing them at her.

(Blaze daggers)

Blaze Daggers: 15, 2, 13, 51 (2x Crit Fail, 1x Fail, 1x Crit Success)

"Hhk...It's a little late for being polite, matchstick boy," Humia grumbles, making no attempt to attack for the moment. She shifts her weight like one would with a sprained knee. Evidently, the burn is still smarting.

Luckily, she seems to be catching a break this time around; though Salos manages to hit her straight on with a Blaze Dagger, the rest of them miss their mark by a long shot--the last two don't even leave his palms before combusting in his hands. He yelps and curses and starts blowing hard on the soon-to-be burn marks. It appears he's getting a taste of his own medicine.

Humia: 14
Salos: 22 (Off-Balance, Toxic Love 2/3)

Flame Charge Cooldown: 3 Turns

Salos tried to throw more again.

(Blaze daggers)

Blaze Daggers: 77, 82, 85, 83 (3x Fail, 1x Success)
A Snake's Smooch: 29 (Auto-Success)
What happens next surprises Salos greatly; he had thought Humia mostly incapacitated, and certainly in no state to attack--meaning he could get another round of Blaze Daggers off (hopefully more successfully this time). But as he threw the first one, the large, scale-scorched, and now very pissed off snake lunged at him as if she hadn't been constantly bombarded with burns! The rest of his daggers petered out in his hands as he was tackled to the ground, now face to face with his opponent.

"I swear if I see one more of those stupid daggers...!" the brown serpent seethes. "Hhh...but I know how to stop them for good." Her fangs bare in a way that makes Salos's heart race and brow bead with sweat, especially as she opens her jaws wide. He twists his head from side to side uselessly, his body unable to move beneath Humia's own. Of course, it did nothing to stop her mouth from drawing near...

...But just when he thought he was going to suffer a very nasty, potentially scarring bite, the pyromancer felt that familiar pair of full, luscious, blood-red lips press hard against his vulnerable neck. A tacky, yet incredibly pleasant coolness spread across his lipstick-painted skin, and as it did, he felt his mind fog over, and his pants suddenly becoming unbearably tight around the front, pinned by soft, smooth scales as it was...

"Ahh, that's MUCH better," she hums breathily into his neck, making him shudder hard, "It feels good, doesn't it? Being pressed against me...~"

Humia: 13
Salos: 20, (Fascinated, Toxic Love 3/3)

Flame Charge Cooldown: 2 Turns

“Yes it is.” he said in a daze, unable to think straight.

Under Wraps: 78 (Auto-Success)

"...then come here~"

Humia's body slithers all across Salos's legs and torso, gently lifting him up, then looping around him until he was fully submerged in smooth, plump, warmth-giving coils. He could feel a few warm spots from his attacks, but it barely registered at all that he was still in the middle of a fight; Humia's embrace was just too enticing...

He couldn't help but let out a sweet, blissful sigh. One that his captor took note of.

"Oh, you're so precious," she licks her lips lustfully, "I'm almost willing to forgive you...if you let me milk you, that is~"

'...Wait. What?'

That little comment snapped the young mage out of his daze. While he was glad she wasn't that kind of snake, he wasn't too happy with this kind either. Besides, he has a mission to be doing--it's frankly kind of humiliating that he forgot, if only for a moment.

Humia: 13
Salos: 20 (Bound, Toxic Love 3/3)

Flame Charge Cooldown: 1 Turn

“Sorry, but that answer is no.” he said, trying to wiggle free.

(Struggle)

Struggle: 47 (Fail)
Cuddle Time: 11 (Fail)

Salos's efforts don't bring him any closer to freedom. They're not in vain, however; the motion is enough to dissuade Humia from doing anything worse to him than keeping him under wraps.

"Ah, and just like that you're back to your grumpy, pyromaniac self. How charming," she rolls her eyes.

Humia: 13
Salos: 19 (Bound, Toxic Love 3/3)

“Jeeze, you are such a pain.” he said as he tried to struggle.

(Struggle)

Struggle: 56 (Auto-Fail due to successful Cuddle Time)
Cuddle Time: 98 (Crit Success (holy hell, that's the highest I've rolled ever))

"Oh YOU are ONE to TALK!" Humia yells, constricting him as hard as she could without actually breaking something the second she felt him leave her grip. Somehow, she managed to tear his clothes off in the process--probably with those frayed, burnt scales, ironically enough.

"I can take you being rude, I can take your 'too cool to care' attitude, I can take your magic tricks, and I could even stand your hypocrisy if was just three of them...but all four at once?! I've never met a more insufferable hunk of meat in my life! You're gonna give me a DAMN GOOD dicking when I wring you out, you hear me?!"

Salos had some other flippant retort forming in his head, now that the serpent was giving him a real (figurative) tongue-lashing. Not that he could answer, having the life crushed out of him as is. The spittle was getting pretty annoying, too...

Humia: 13
Salos: 15 (Disrobed, Bound, Toxic Love 3/3)

“It’s bad enough being a dress up doll for so many girls and midara. It is something called consent that you need to learn to respect. I am not that into you.” he said as he tried to power out of her hold.

(Struggle)

Struggle: 85 (Crit Fail)
Careless Whisper: 91 (Crit Fail)


"Then you could've just LEFT, lughead!"

Any attempt at seduction by Humia was completely useless; she was simply too riled up to do anything but hiss and groan about Salos. Speaking of him, his attempts at escape were also in vain--in fact, judging by how the serpent's snarling head seemed to be getting further away from him, he's actually wedging himself deeper into her bind!

Humia: 13 (Cannot use moves that add a stack of Toxic Love)
Salos: 14 (Disrobed, Bound, Toxic Love 3/3)

(EDIT: Alright, he just passes next turn)

(It would basically make him unable to struggle for 1 turn.)

Salos was kinda dazed from how tight she was squeezing.

Snake Charmer: 47 (Fail)

Once again, the burns marring Humia's skin prevent her from advancing her attack. She makes to wrap her tail around Salos's erect member, but a sore spot makes her instinctively flinch back. He still suffers some willpower damage from the sensation, though.

Humia: 13
Salos: 13 (Disrobed, Bound, Toxic Love 3/3)

(I think I'm gonna revamp this character after this fight; it doesn't make much sense for her to miss attacks on a target that's bound, but it also doesn't make sense for her to do so much damage for free)