Salos' late St.Patrick's day

Last thing Salos rememberes he went to sleep on a confy inn room, well... not SUPER confy, he didn't really get the royalty treatment, but he had feather-stuffed pillows and a soft matress, as well as a warm fire next to him, the decor was minimal but enough to make it feel like home....

Until he eventually woke up on a completely different room, same bed, same pillow, except everything was green now: the fire, the comically ostentatious decor, the pillow, the matress, the walls, if the piromancer was green-phobic he would just have a heart attack right there, unfortunatly, he doesn't, and has to actually look at the ridiculous decor.

"I told you it was to much." He hears a feminine voice speaking from outside his room. "The new hire is going to get traumatized."


Salos / 30HP

Salos walked to the door to try to figure out what the heck is going on with this. He heard the voices and was in guard.

As he walked through the door, a pair of barmaids were discussing the decor in his room, he also noticed that the green decor was much less outrageous outside of the room. "Look, Nora, there is a reason we never allow you at any festival's preparations." A brunette barmaid said to a redhead barmaid.

The brunette was with her back to Salos, so she never realised he left the room, but Nora was facing him, and she said: "Hey, our new coworker is awake! Sleep well, Salos?" she said with a half charming half flirty smile.

“Where am I and what the hell is going on? And what do you mean by coworker?” he asked, some flames dancing around in response to his emotions.

"It means we are gonna work together, isn't that cool?" Nora said, clasping her hands with closed eyes.

Meanwhile the brunnete just quietly peaced out of there.

"Here, let me show you!" She grabbed Salos by the hand and dragged him across the halls, down a set of stairs and into a... pub, appearently, several girls, all extremely thicc, were cleaning the place: getting mugs of beer that were on the tables back into the counters and their proper places, cleaing sperm stains from everywhere, and taking clothes that were scattered along the room into a basket that would eventually be taken to wash.

"We just had a HUGE party here, it was so much fun." Nora said, pressing her boobs against Salos' back. "I fucked a boy so silly, he was so small, cute and feminine, my breasts were basically bigger then his head." She wandered out loud, she definitly was a bit of an airhead.

“I didn’t not agree to work at this pub. I’m not some bar maid.” he said as he was lead on.

"Don't worry, our boss will make you into a good one." Nora said, followed by a: "BOSS! THE NEW GIRL IS HERE!"

After a while, their boss appeared, while the barmaids were definitly bigger then Salos, both in height, thiccness, and strenght, their boss was out of this world, her curves were big, but not comical like plenty of midara, stature-whise: She was at least double of Salos' size, wearing a barmaid dress with a few more ostentatious touches then her underlings, and using green that suited her quite well.

"Now, now, Salos, right?" She said, moving on to cup his chin. "Let's start the interview?"

Suddenly, from behind Salos, Nora shouts: "GIRLS! Get the beers, let's give our coworker a welcome." And the barmaids start "working": Filling beers and getting in a very party-like spirit.

Salos / 30HP
Sinead / 30HP

"Ok. Time to burning this interview so I can go home." he said, summoning a bow and aiming at her.

(Blazing bullseye)

[Blazing Bullseye - 51, miss]
[Wee Tee shirt Contest - 21, miss]

Salos jumped back and threw a arrow, but it didn't hit it's mark.

"Careful with that fire." Sinead said.

Salos / 30HP
Sinead / 30HP

"Then you should be careful about kidnapping." Salos said, trying to bind the lady.

(Fire Bind)

[Fire Bind - 17, miss]
[Barmaid Flirting - 54, hit]

Suddenly, a barmaid cupped Salos' chin between her fingers and brought him for a sloppy kiss, leaving a wet green trace of her lipstick on his mouth. "Are you sure? you seem to be enjoying this."

Salos / 29HP / 1 Irish Spirit
Sinead / 30HP

Salos was left a blushing mess after the kiss from the barmaid. "I am sorry. I am not having fun. I am not a barmaid." he said a little flustered.

[Drunken Lap Dance - 12, crit]

"You just need to get in the spirit!" Sinead laughed as she used her superior strenght to restrain Salos and place him in a chair. "Nora! Come and help me with my interview!"

Soon, Nora bolted towards her boss. "Yes boss!" She said, running with a mug of beer in her hand.

She sat down on top of Salos. "Let's get you in the mood, girl." She whispered into Salos' ear as she began grinding her ass forcefully enough to keep the small man in the chair, she also was taking hefty gulps of her mug.

Salos / 27HP / 1 Irish Spirit / Stunned / Bound
Sinead / 30HP

Salos couldn't help but let out girlish moans as Nora kept him pinned under her large bottom.

The lapdance kept going, making Salos' mind spin round and round like he was partying really hard.

Salos / 25HP / 1 Irish Spirit / Bound (1Turn)
Sinead / 30HP

Salos tried to push the large lady off him to get back into the fight.

(Struggle)

[Struggle - 77, miss]

But Salos couldn't really overpower her, so she kept the drunken lap dance, grinding his crotch with her ass, and getting his face full of boobs.

Salos / 23HP / 1 Irish Spirit / Bound (2Turn)
Sinead / 30HP

Salos continued to struggle against the barmaid.

(Struggle)

[Struggle - 59, fail]

And again: Salos could not force her out, but this time she gulped a large ammount of beer and immeadiatly kissed him, forcing the man to swallow a lot of her drink, consequentially making the pyromancer feel quite drunk.

All the drinking had been getting to Salos, he is now eeling pretty hot and bothered.

Salos / 20HP / 4 Irish Spirit
Sinead / 30HP

Salos was a blushing mess as he felt a little tipsy. He tried to shake it off to clear his head.

(Recover)

[Recover - 51, fail] (Salos gets advantage next round cuz of all the fails, use it well)
[Barmaid Smother - 80, hit (Fascination - 85, fail)]

Just as he tried to free himself, Sinead took Salos from behind and wrapped her big breasts around his face, grinding them roughtly, which made his mind go from tipsy to spinning for a few seconds before he got to recover his balance. "Don't you want to feel like this forever?" Sinead said.

Salos / 17HP / 4 Irish Spirit
Sinead / 30HP

“Yes….” he answered absent minded. He tried once more to shake off some of the drunkness from the drinks and boobs.

(Recover)

[Recover - 86, Crit success!]
[Irish Kiss - 7, crit fail!]

Unfortunatly for Sinead, Salos managed to sober up enough without the barmaid boss realising, this would easily allow him for a surprise attack on her.

Salos / 17HP / 2 Irish Spirit
Sinead / 30HP / Off-Balance

“Take this.” he said summoning a bow and aiming at her.

(Blazing bullseye)

[Blazing Bullseye - Auto success (Crit - 11, nope)]
[Lipstick Art - 98, crit]

Sinead yelped in surprise when Salos conjured his bow and shot a flaming arrow right at Sinead's bountiful chest, but while he smirked confidently at his shot, one of the many barmaids grabbed his head and kept it still while another one of them took a tube of green lipstick and used it to paint his lips green. "There you go." She said with a sultry voice, followed by a kiss at the pyromancer's forehead, which left a bright green mark the exact same colour as his lips. "Now go back to the interview." The barmaid holding him said as she pushed him back to the fight.

Salos / 13HP / 2 Irish Spirit / Femme
Sinead / 27HP / Burn(2)