Salos' late St.Patrick's day

“Damn it. I don’t need to look like one of the bar maids more.” he said, a little flustered. He tried to bind the main boss herself.

(Fire bind)

[Fire Bind - 27, miss]
[Irish Kiss - 32, hit]

Unfortunatly for Salos, Sinead was faster then him and pulled the man into a sloppy kiss, forcing him to gulp down a decent amount of beer mid kiss, and now he was feeling plenty less sober.

Salos / 8HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Femme
Sinead / 26HP / Burn(1)

“Woah. I feel really tipsy.” he said, jiggling like the busty bar maids (only his entire body was shaking.)

[Barmaid Smothering - 31, miss]

"Want another mug?" Sinead asked as she picked one mug for herself, downing it in one thristy motion.

Salos / 7HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Femme
Sinead / 25HP

“I don’t think I could hold that much booze. I’m not as resilient as you gals.” he said. He tried to channel his willpower to restore his will.

(Suns blessing)

[Suns Blessing - 80, hit]
[Barmaid Flirting - 85, fail]

Salos managed to restore his will back together, but he still felt doozy.

Salos / 10HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Femme
Sinead / 25HP

Salos tries to wipe the lipstick off his face to try to focus better.

(Remove)

[Remove - 44, hit]
[Irish Kiss - 29, fail]

Keeping up the "recovery pace", Salos whiped away the lipstick that was on his mouth. Meanwhile Sinead just drank more and more.

Salos / 9HP / 3 Irish Spirit
Sinead / 25HP

"Sorry. I don't need lipstick. I am not dressed up like a barmaid." he said, summoning daggers and aiming at the Sinead.

(Blaze daggers)

[Blaze Daggers - (95, 5, 17, 96), 1 crit, 2 crit misses]
[Barmaid Smothering - auto! (fascination - 68, hit)]

Salos did manage to throw one dagger at Sinead before one of the barmaids grabbed him and pushed him onto the ground, then Sinead immediatly went ahead and sat on Salos' face, filling his nose with her strong smell, while that happened, two other barmaids sat at the rest of Salos' body, for 30 seconds, they stayed there, rubbing their asses and underwears at Salos, before they released the ragged man from his blessed prison.

Salos / 5HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Fascinated
Sinead / 25HP

Salos was a blushing mess after being smothered by three large curvy ladies. He meekly tries to summon a shield of flame.

(Flameshield)

[Struggle - 33, fail] (Fascinated, remember?)
[Irish Kiss - 63, fail]

Unfortunatly, drunk-boy Salos could only stare at Sinead while she jiggled her ass towards him, never actually touching him but teasing him hard enough to keep him staring.

Salos / 4HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Fascinated
Sinead / 25HP

Salos tried to shake himself back to focusing.

(Struggle)

[Struggle - 41, miss]
[Pass]

Sinead handed over a drink for Salos. "Come on! Drink up and embrace the spirit!" She said, taking mighty swings.

Salos / 3HP / 3 Irish Spirit / Fascinated
Sinead / 25HP

Salos couldn’t stop himself from taking the drink and taking a large swig of it.

[I'm giving you more stacks for that]


"That's it girl! Drink it up!" Sinead said, patting Salos on the back. "Nora! go get him his outfit!" She commanded the oh-so familiar barmaid.

Salos / 1HP / 6 Irish Spirit / Fascinated
Sinead / 25HP

Salos continued drinking until the glass was completely empty.

(That’s ok.)

"Ha! I knew it you had it in you!" Sinead said, holding the man before he stumbled face-first into the ground. Now, completely drunk, Salos was dragged by Sinead and 2 other barmaids to a back room, where they gave him a purple version of the booze he was drinking.

After a good 3 mugs, Salos passed out from the drinking while his body morphed into a shapely womanly figure....

Then he awoke in his room, naked, but his barmaid uniform was there, he had worked soooo hard to get to this place and get accepted by Sinead, now he could spread the joy of festivities to everyone, how exciting!


Salos was defeated! (And very brainwashed)

(Should we call it off here or keep going?)