"Howdy! Welcome to the Slime Valley, home of the Slime Girl Ranch. I'm Beatrix and I run things around here." The toned woman with dark skin and mint green hair explains. In her hands is an odd device that you can only describe as mix of a vacuum and squirt gun. "Did you come because you want to help out around here, or did you want to adopt a Slime Girl? Well, either way let's go over the basics.
Categories:
"First off, Slime Girls come in all shapes and sizes, but for the Ranch purposes there's four main categories that we use: Normal, Largo, Gordo, and Tar. It's pretty simple when you get down to it.
"Normal Slimes are, well, normal. They're cute and cuddly and tend to stay more adorable than sexy. Other than that, there isn't really much to say about them."
- Normal Slime Girls have no additional Passives.
"Next up is Largo. These gals can be a bit more of a handful. Largos are made when two Slime Girls made of different kinds of slime mix together. Not only do these new slimes have the traits of the original slimes that combined into them, they can also mold their bodies into more sexy shapes."
- Largo Slime Girls have the traits of two Slime Types.
- Largo Slime Girls can spend a turn to reshape their bodies to better suit their opponent's taste. (Becoming busty, gaining long legs, etc.)
"Third and certainly not least are the Gordos. When a bunch of Slime girls of the same type of slime come together, they can fuse into a one massive slime. These Big Beautiful Slimes don't get the extra control of their bodies that Largo's do. They're full ta bursting with affection, though. Sometimes literally!"
- Gordo Slime Girls have additional health.
- When a Gordo slime has less then 10 health, they can choose to burst into as many 1 health Slime Girls as they have health remaining.
"Last up is the Tar. Tar Slimes are nasty, nasty pieces of work. They're the reason these Slime Girls in the Slime Valley need ranching in the first place. For whatever reason, when too much different slime from the local Slime Girls mixes together, it becomes this sticky black goop. Even worse, the resulting Slime Girl completely loses their mind and become overwhelmed by rabid lust. Tar Slime Girls only care about dominating anyone they see, and they don't care if their victim enjoys it or not. Unfortunately, there is no saving Slime Girls that become Tars is to put them down. The best way to deal with a Tar Slime Girl is to wash them away with water."
- Tar Slime Girls are made when three or more different types of Slime Girls mix together.
- Tar Slime Girls can inflict Heavy Binds
- Tar Slime Girls deal double damage to other Slime Girls, and other Slime Girls defeated by a Tar are instantly revived as a new Tar.
- Tar Slime Girls take +1 Damage from water-based attacks.
Types of Slime Girls:
"Well, now that we got the heavy stuff out of the way, let's move on to the different types of slime that can make up Slime Girls. This is important because it can affect their personalities as well as their tastes when it comes to stuff in the bedroom."
"First up is the Pink Slime. Slime Girls made from Pink Slime are filled with Love Magic. Not only does this mean that they're always in a good mood. They're also always down for anything. As long as it makes you happy, they don't care what you do with them."
- All of a Pink Slimes attacks have a chance to inflicts Charm.
"Next up is Rock Slime. Rock Slime has partially solidified, causing rock like chunks to be seen floating in the slime. Rock Slime Girls can pull those little chunks together to form a shield to protect themselves. When it comes to sex, Rock Slimes prefer being on the bottom."
- Rock Slimes can Defend to reduce all damage they take by 2.
"Next we have Tabby Slime. And, before you ask, I have no idea these types of Slime Girls are always Cat Girls, nor do I know why there are multiple types of slime that do this. Anyway, Tabby Slime Girls are the tamest of the 'cat girl' slimes. They enjoy cuddling and their purring can just melt someone's heart."
- Tabby Slime Girls can use Purr to inflict Attack Down for 2 turns.
"After them we have the Boom Slime. As the name implies, Boom Slime Girls tend to go, well, boom. They don't have much endurance when it comes to actual sex, but just be careful of their explosive climax, okay?"
-Boom Slime Girls can use Boom, an attack that deals 5 Damage, but will always Stun them whether Success or Fail.
-Boom Slime Girls defeated by Sexual Attacks will use Boom the turn they are defeated.
"And following them, we have another kind of dangerous one, the Rad Slime. Yeah, Rad Slime Girls are kind of... just a teensy bit radioactive. But if you can ignore that, they are just the sweetest things! Because of their, uh, condition, Rad Slime girls tend to not go for direct contact and instead prefer trying to tease and tempt from a distance.
- Rad Slime Girls passively deal 1 Damage to all non-Rad Slimes Girls at the end of each turn.
"Moving on to something safer, we have Puddle Slime. Puddle Slime Girls get their names from the fact that they are more fluid than other Slime Girls. This makes it so they have trouble holding themselves together and dry out easily. On the Plus side, these gals are natural counters to Tar! When it comes to sex, good luck. Puddle Slimes are so bashful that just seeing someone in a modest swimsuit can leave them blushing."
- Puddle Slime Girls lose 1 health each turn they are out of water, but regen 1 health every turn they are in water.
- Puddle Slime Girls cannot be turned into Tar and deal 1 Damage to any Tar that directly attacks them.
"Then we've got Crystal Slime. Crystal Slime Girls are similar to Rock Slime Girls, but their solid bits are more brittle. Instead, they use their crystal parts to form teeth and nails, which they use to dig into their lovers for a little bit of sadistic fun."
- Crystal Slime Girls attacks have a chance to inflict Bleed for 1 turn.
"Up next is the Phosphor Slime. Phosphor Slime Girls can easily be identified by their soft white glow. These girls are litter than most of the other slime types, allowing them to float around on slime made wings. They're bit tricky to deal with. Not because they're dangerous or anything! They just burn easy in the sun. Phosphor Slime Girls also tend to be romantics who prefer going dates instead of going right for the love making.
- Phosphor Slime Girls have a chance to take 1 Damage per turn while in Sunlight.
- Phosphor Slimes can float out of danger, giving them Evasion Up in open spaces.
"Following them are Honey Slimes. Honey Slime Girls are very sweet, both figuratively and literally! They also prefer a good makeout session to give you a nice, good taste of just how sweet they are. It's kind of addicting, honestly."
-Opponent's hit by a Honey Slime Girl must make a Will Check. If Failed, then they must target the Honey Slime Girl. If the Honey Slime Girl is the only other one on the field, then their opponent gets inflicted with Defense Down, instead.
"Then we have the Hunter Slime. Hunter Slime Girls are the second of our 'cat girl' slimes. Not only aare they more aggressive than Tabby's. they can change the color of their slime to become practically invisible! Enjoy getting suddenly pounced on for some surprise rough sex!"
- Hunter Slime Girls can use their turn to automatically become Stealthed, giving themselves Advanatage on their next attack and making all attacks against them have Disadvantage.
"How good at Quantum Mechanics are you? 'Cause our next slime type is the Quantum Slime. Quantum Slime Girls have a, strange, relationship with space and time. Basically, you'll see a kind of ghost floating around near them. That ghost is them in another timeline, and they can just randomly switch places with it without warning. They don't feel anything their 'ghost' feels, but you'll definitely be feeling them when they force you into a threesome.
- Every Quantum Slime Girl has a Quantum Double. Whenever any roll contains a double (11, 22, 33, etc), all actions that round targeting the Quantum Slime Girl are redirected to her Quantum Double.
"Up next is the Dervish Slime. Dervish Slime Girls are the lightest type of Slime Girl, since their slime is actually part gas. This lets them whip up whirlwinds to blow you away or give you a literal blow job. Just don't take them to a beach; the sand will get everywhere."
- Dervish Slime Girls can use Whirlwind to deal 1 Damage to all enemies. (Only 1 roll needed, instead of rolling for each enemy.)
"Next is the Tangle Slime. Tangle Slime Girls are actually part plant, which allows them to form their slime into vines to tie you up fros some bondage play. Annoyingly, every other type of slime seems to be allergic to their pollen, or something. Just being near Tangle Slime Girls can make other Slime Girls more aggressive."
- Tangle Slime Girls raise give Attack up to all other Slime Girls while they are on the field.
"Following them is the Mosaic Slime. Mosaic Slime Girls are a dazzling rainbow hue that makes you just want to stare at them. And stare. And stare. And stare. And -Oh, whoops! Anyway, just don't looked to closely at them and you'll be fine.
-Any turn a Mosaic Slime Girl doesn't take damage, she has a chance to inflict Fascination on her enemies.
"And finally, we have the Saber Slime. Saber Slime Girls are the last of our 'cat girl' slimes and can easily be identified by their huge fangs. They're also the most aggressive, and just want to pin you down and fuck your brains out. They're incredibly nimble and persistent. Saber Slime Girls are also super rare. Now that I think about it, in all my years here at the Slime Girl Ranch, I don't think I've ever seen a pure Saber Slime Girl."
- Saber Slime Girls can only be encountered as Largos.
- Upon Failing an action, Saber Slime Girls can immediately use it again.
"Well, there you have it. That should be all the basics for taking care of the Slime Girls at the Slime Girl Ranch! Still let me know if you have any questions and I'll be happy to answer them." Beatrix says with a wink as she waves goodbye.
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