Flynn vs Captain Kiss

Flynn was idling his way down the road to a port town when he suddenly heard what sounded like explosions in the distance.

Curiosity took the better of Flynn, and while he had no business to do so, headed towards where he believed the explosion was.

The explosion turned out to have come from the port town. When he arrived, it was in a panic as men and treasure where being round up by female pirates.

Standing by the pile of tied up bodies and stolen booty was a woman wearing a red corset and a matching skirt with a sleeveless black coat. Her legs were covered in knee high boots and a gold trimmed tricorn hat rested atop her head. Her green eyes were filled with greed and she used ruby lipstick to mask her devious smile.

Flynn: 30 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 30 Stamina

Seeing this as a situation he may get paid to clean up, and even if he wasn't paid he could 'borrow' some treasure, Flynn sent an orb of dark purple magic flying at the woman who seemed to be the captain.

(Cursed Orb)

(Cursed Orb -roll 9- Crit Fail!)
(Kisslock -Auto due to Off Balance!)

The captain pulled out a pistol and fired a pair of lips that smooched Flynn before he could even finish casting his spell.

"Looks like w got a wannabe hero, Ladies!" the Captain called out to her crew, who stopped their looting and turned their attention to the dark mage.


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 30 Stamina

"And it looks like I got a bunch of gold diggers to deal with," Flynn sighed as he attempted to cast his spell trice over.

(Chained Cursed Orbs)

(Chained Cursed Orbs -roll 51, 34, 73- 1 Success and 2 Fail!)
(Buried in Booty -roll 17- Fail!)

"We ain't miners. We're pirates. Get it right." the captain said, sounding offended, as she managed to dodge most of his volley.

Flynn still managed to tag her at least once, though.


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 29 Stamina + 1 Cursed Marked

"That's just a phrase for a woman who likes riches, but I guess pirates aren't educated enough to know that," Flynn comments as he prepared to quickly cover his ears.

(Cursed Screech)

(Cursed Screech -roll 50- Success!)
(irresistible Booty -roll 50- Success! Weakness -roll 19- Fail!)

"If ye want to be technical, it's a phrase referring to a woman who sell their bodies to lonely rich men." the Captain pointed out, before she and her crew were floor by incomprehensible words echoing from nowhere and everywhere.

"I'm going to enjoy silencing you." the Captain grumbled as she got up and walked over to the mage. "Maybe I'll even manage ta teach ta enjoy the finer things in life, lass." she said as she gently bumped her butt against Flynn.


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 26.75 Stamina + 2 Cursed Marked

"I could teach you the same thing, lass," Flynn replied, adding a mocking tone on the final word, as he attempted to cast another of his spells.

(Cursed Sight)

(Cursed Sight -roll 26- Success!)
(Treasure Chest -roll [60, 21]- Fail!)

"Looks like the little lady needs-gah!" the captain said only to cut off when her vison started to twist and distort.


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 24.25 Stamina + 3 Cursed Marked

"What does it look like to you?" He mocked as he formed a whip out of his magic.

(Cursed Whip)

(Cursed Whip -roll 49- Fail!)
(Share the Rum -roll [51, 52]- Fail!)

"Like I need a drink." the captain responded as she swayed out of the way of Flynn's magic whip.


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 23.50 Stamina + 3 Cursed Marked + Disadvantage

Seeing her wobbly movement as a hindrance to his attacks, Flynn tried a curse that wouldn't be so easily avoided.

(Cursed Ground)

(Cursed Ground -roll 20- Success!)
(Lips Mark the Spot -roll [93, 29]- Crit Fail!)


"Gah, what kind of devil are you, woman?" the captain asked as the ground began to darken to a sickly color.


Field Effect: Cursed Ground(3)


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 22.75 Stamina + 3 Cursed Marked + Off Balance

"The kind that gets their job completed," Flynn answered as he tried to stop the captain from avoiding contact with the cursed area he just made.

(Cursed Shackles)

(Curse Shackles -Auto-)
(Struggle -roll 98- Crit Success!)
(Kiss Cannons -roll 67- Fail!)

The chains wrapped around the pirate, but she snapped them with surprising ease. "What are you lily-livers waiting for!? Open fire!" the captain roared.

The pirate ship at the docks turned its cannon toward Flynn, and the mage only barely managed to avoid getting blow up by a pair of giant lips.



Field Effect: Cursed Ground(2)


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 21.75 Stamina + 4 Cursed Marked + Reloading(5)

"Is that the best your crew got? How haven't you been captured yet?" Flynn asked as he prepared another orb of dark magic.

(Cursed Orb)

(Cursed Orb -roll 29- Fail!)
(Buried in Booty -roll 89- Crit Fail!)

The pirate captain opened her mouth only to quickly cover it with a hand as she nearly threw up.


Field Effect: Cursed Ground(1)


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 20.75 Stamina + 5 Cursed Marked + Reloading(4) + Off Balance

Flynn quickly tried to take advantage of her queasiness and add to it.

(Cursed Sight)

(Cursed Sight -Auto-)
(Swashing the buckle -roll [4, 26]- Success!)

The pirate captain drew her sword and swung it wildly as her vision distorted. Her attack shredded all of Flynn's clothes, and it was only her impaired sight that kept her from seeing the mages cock.



Field Effect: Normal


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 17.50 Stamina + 7 Cursed Marked + Reloading(3)

"Ugh, now I have to buy a new outfit," Flynn sighed, caring more for his money than public decency, as he tried to attack the wobbling pirate.

(Cursed Whip)

(Cursed Whip -roll 75- Fail!)
(Irresistible Booty -roll [41, 88]- Fail!)

Once again, the pirate unsteadily swayed out of the way of Flynn's whip.


Field Effect: Normal


Flynn: 28 Willpower
Captain Kiss: 16.75 Stamina + 7 Cursed Marked + Reloading(2) + Disadvantage

If singular attacks wouldn't work on his opponent, Flynn tested out how multiple attacks would work out.

(Chained Cursed Orbs)

(Chained Curse Orbs -roll 93, 85, 22- 1 Success and 2 Crit Fail!)
(Keister Keelhauling -Auto- Due to Off Balance! Bind -roll 46- Success!)

Flynn only managed to get one spell off before they pirates that he mostly ignored until now rushed him. They grabbed him and rubbed his crotch against their captain's ass.

"You're a man?" the Captain asked in surprised as her vision started to clear.


Field Effect: Normal


Flynn: 25 Willpower + Naked + Bound
Captain Kiss: 14 Stamina + 8 Cursed Marked + Reloading(1)