Inu vs. Audrey

Inu was going through the streets of a largely unremarkable village that served as a rest stop for many adventurers like himself. However, his nose picked up something that made this town stick out: there was delicious smelling food almost everywhere he turned. Fish tacos, barbecued steaks, fried chicken, and the unmistakable smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. If there were anything to do here, it would be to get a good bite to eat.

The man sniffed the air, clearly smelling all the delicacies around even though his nose was current covered.

Inu decided it wouldn't hurt to get something to eat. He continued to sniff the air as he decided to let his nose guide him to what he should try.

The nearest food to him was a fish taco stand in the middle of town being run by a middle-aged but kind-looking man. Nearby to him was a stand being run by a young woman with very impressive looks: green eyes, huge breasts in a crop top, dark hair in a ponytail, and thick, pouty, glossy lips. Her stand was the source of the smell of cookies. In fact, she was having an idle chat with the older man.

Inu approached the pair as he double checked how much money he had on him. He wasn't entirely sure if fish tacos and cookies went together, but the mouthwatering aroma filling the town pushed him to give the combo a chance.

"Hello, young man. In the mood for my specialty?" The man asked him with a smile, grilling the fish and heating the tortillas right there on his stand.

"Ooh, and have some of my cookies with it, too!" The woman added excitedly. Her stand advertised her cookies, but also offered kisses for 1 gold and a sparring match with a wager.

"I'm willing to give it a try." Inu said with a nod to the old man

The masked man did tilt his head in confusion as he looked over the, admittedly attractive, woman's stand. "Um, excuse me, miss. What's all this about?"

The older man happily gave Inu a small taco to sample, free of charge.

"It's exactly what it says. I'll smooch ya for a gold, give you a bag of cookies for 3 gold, or if you want, we can spar and put a bet on it." She answered casually and nonchalantly, as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

"Thank you." Inu said to the old man as he pulled down his mask and then happily ate the taco. "This is good, sir. Can I get another after sparring with... Oh, uh, sorry. My name is Inu. IT's a pleasure to meet you."

"Sure you can, but, you only get the one free sample." The man answered him.

"I'm Audrey! Nice to meet you, Inu! I'd be happy to spar with you, but, two things. First, I'm a midara, and I will fight you as one. Don't complain if you end up hot and bothered for me. Second, what will you wager? Let's make it interesting." The baker said to her customer, happy that he wants to spar.

Inu tensed up for a moment before he forced himself to calm down. Just because she was a midara didn't mean she was secretly an ASSassin.

"Uh... how about the loser buys lunch for the winner?" he suggested after he finished his taco and covered his face once more.

"Hm, sounds like fun! Want to start here and now? Or maybe go somewhere more private?" Audrey answered with a smirk, getting up from her stand to reveal her wide hips and tight pants. While it was far from proof of the suspicion, her cheeks were nearly worthy of being an ASSassin in disguise.

Inu nervously glanced around as he tried not to stare at her hips. "Private." he said simply.

"Good idea. Follow me." Audrey told him as she took Inu's hand and rushed to the edge of town. From there, she guided him to the forest neighboring the village and a small clearing within. "Here we are, sorry for the rush, but I wanted to get done by lunchtime. I'm ready when you are, Inu~" the midara cooed as she pouted her lips and leaned forward.

Inu: 30 Willpower
Audrey: 30 Stamina

The masked man took a deep breath to try and calm himself down. He then rushed forward and aimed to strike Audrey's shoulder.

(Knife Chop)

Knife Chop (21) Fail
Sweet Kiss (7) Crit Fail

Audrey jumped out of the way of Inu's rush, but she stumbled and slipped onto the ground. "Ehehehe, maybe I wasn't ready." She joked while still off balance.

Inu: 30 Willpower
Audrey: 30 Stamina, Off Balance

The man just stepped back as he slipped a needle out of his sleeve and tossed it at the fallen woman.

(Throwing Needle)

Throwing Needle (Auto)
Adorable Tease (18) Success

Audrey was struck by the needle as she stood up, but brushed it off as she bounced her boobs in her hands and puckered her lips. "Have any requests, baby? I love taking requests when I spar~" she purred seductively with a wink.

Inu: 29 Willpower, Attack Down
Audrey: 29 Stamina

"N-Not really." Inu replied as his mouth suddenly felt a lot drier. He tried to ignore the feeling as he rushed in to strike her again.

(Knife Chop)

Knife Chop (31) Fail
Knead the Dough (37) Fail

"Aw, come on, every guy has a preference. Too shy to tell me what you like?" The midara asked as she again stayed out of the way of Inu's attack, this time staying on her feet.

Inu: 29 Willpower
Audrey: 29 Stamina

"No. But even if I did, it'd be a secret." Inu remarked as jumped up and lashed out with his leg.


(Flying Roundhouse)

Flying Roundhouse (39) Fail
Sweet Kiss Salvo (78,97) 1 Success, 1 Crit Fail

Audrey took a step back to avoid his kick and answered by pecking him on the cheek with her glossy, soft lips. "Mwah~. Guess I'll just have to figure it out by the time we're done here. Or, maybe we can up the ante, loser has to tell the winner their kinks too?" She suggested with a chuckle, unaware of how open she was.

Inu: 28 Willpower, 1 Sweet
Audrey: 29 Stamina, Off Balance

"If that's what you want." Inu said, not really caring one way or the other as he chopped at her again.

(Knife Chop)

Knife Chop (Auto)
Cookies and Milk (57) Fail

"Nngh!" Audrey groaned after getting hit by this direct hit, but being a midara, she still had plenty of stamina to burn to keep fighting.

Inu: 28 Willpower, 1 Sweet
Audrey: 27 Stamina

The masked man followed up with another quick strike as he tried to keep the momentum going in his favor.

(Knife Chop)

Knife Chop (74) Success
Sweet Kiss (60) Success

The baker was struck again, but this time she got ahold of Inu's arm and pulled him into an affectionate kiss on the lips. Now, he could really taste the sweet, alluring nectar that made Audrey's lips so glossy and tempting. That and their plump softness made it a smooch to remember.

Inu: 27 Willpower, 3 Sweet
Audrey: 25 Stamina