Shovel Knight vs DMG

His eyes widened at the sensation of the kiss. It felt...wonderful. As she released him, he shook his head, grunting before noticing a card face down. If that was like the game, that card could be a problem...But he had to attack!

Digging his blade into the ground, he tore it up, allowing a shockwave to fly out...

(Drop Spark- 46! Success!)

And make it's way towards the magical girl, hitting her legs before disappearing.

DMG:27.
Shovel:25.

Trap Card: Lovely Gaze!


As SK attacked he noticed the face down card activate, he then felt the gaze of DMG who got back on her feet, he couldn't avoid to look at it and notices the magician's beautiful eyes.


Magician's wink: 54 - Success!



With the knight so fixated on her eyes, DMG winked sending a little heart towards him, as soon as it made impact, SK felt a warm feeling starting to invade his mind.


DMG:27.
Shovel:21 + Charmed + Guard down (+1 one dmg on DMG's next attack)

He did it! He couldn't wait to see the look on her...face..the fear in those...beautiful eyes. He found himself transfixed. The heart that floated towards him only made him blush, the only thing reminding him that should attack being the drop of his shovel.

Shaking his head, he reached into his pack, and pulled out a Horn. Taking a deep breath, he began to blow.

(War Horn: 26. Hit! Knockdown: 70! Hit!)

Waves of sound and pressure emanated from the horn, slamming into the Mage and knocking her down to the ground. Pulling away, Shovel Knight gasped for breath as his magical reserves dwindled to nothing.

DMG:19 + Knockdown.
Shovel: 21 + Charmed + Guard Down.

"Hey, that was mean!" She protested while getting back up "I just want you to stay here forever, I'm not asking much..."

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"Unfortunately, I have a life to live. And allies, friends, who I would hate to leave."

"I'm sure you'll change your tune, once you see what I can do to you~"

Magician's ass: 98 - Crit Success!

DMG vanished to the surprise of SK, after looking around for a while he notices something on his pocket is glowing, he pulls it out and it's the card, by the time he realized it was too late, DMG came out of the card, downing SK and starting to grind her lovely ass against his face, while moaning repeatedly.

DMG:19 + Knockdown.
Shovel: 15 + Charmed + Downed + Stunned

What she could do? The devil did she me- And she's gone.

Looking around, a strange glow caught his attention. Reaching into his armor, he pulled out the ca-

Oh....Well this could be problematic. Before he could do anything, he was sent sprawling to the ground, sputtering as he did...before she sat on his face. She seemed to be enjoying it from her moans, but Shovel was...not enjoying it that much.

DMG got up after a while "That felt great! I almost reached climax on your face..." She turned around and blowed a kiss to the fallen knight...

56, 40 - Success!

The kiss landed on SK face, he felt that strange warmth inside him once more.

DMG: 19
SK: 13 + Charmed + Downed.

??? - ???

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Shovel shuddered at the sensations, trying his best to stand up. This was starting to take a turn for the not-so-good, as far as he was concerned.

Dark Burning Passion: Spell card

SK was to focused on trying to get up that he didn't noticed the card activate, as soon as it did, DMG sent a dark pink blast at him, hitting him dead on, he felt his will starting to be drained, as he could only think of DMG "Did you liked it? It's my speciality..." She said giggling before walking towards him in a really sultry fashion...

Magician's kiss: 42 - Success!

The effect of the blast had him so enthrelled that the moment DMG offered him a kiss he accepted without resisting, the soft, magical, lips of the girl made him feel like he was in paradise.

DMG: 19
SK: 7 + Charmed.

In the time it had taken to get up, Shovel was hit with a spell, his eyes gazing upon DMG. A pink tint was part of it, as he slowly began to make his way towards her. "You...You are...beautiful."

He offered no resistance to her kiss...Until he snapped out of it. Furious, he grabbed his shovel, jumping into the air....

(Shovel Hop: 36, 6, 20, 28, 58, 46, 18, 20, 19. 8 Hits!)

And came down with righteous fury! Once, twice, thrice. No matter where DMG ran, Shovel Knight slammed upon her head, somehow using the momentum to continue bouncing. Eventually, he did manage to miss, but a grin was evident on his face. "Looks as though I've managed to do a number on you!"

DMG:11.
SK:7 + Charmed(8 Magic)

DMG was sit on the floor, scratching her head "Ow, ow, ow, that hurts you know? No need to be so rude..." She replies pouting...

Magician's blow: 46

She didn't wait too long, she blew another heart at SK, hitting once again "Why can't you be more kind... I just want you to be with me... I'm asking too much?" She asked with a sad look on her face.

DMG:11.
SK:4 + Charmed(8 Magic)

Any enjoyment he had of his victory so far was short lived as the heart sapped his will. He...needed to resist. He couldn't give in. "I told you...I have..people important..to me." Reaching into his satchel, he pulled out an anchor, and threw it.

(Throwing Anchor: 58!)

Somehow, the anchor flew true, bonking Dark Magician Girl on the head!

DMG:5.
SK:4 + Charmed.

"Ow! Hey, what's with you and hitting a girl on the head?" She replied pouting once more before pouncing on SK...

Magician's ass: 51 - Failure!

But SK managed to step aside "Aw, c'mon, you loved it!"

DMG:5.
SK:4 + Charmed.

??? - ???

Shovel's only response was to twirl his shovel around, holding it as a sword.

(Charge. 58!)

Shovel began to focus, muscles tensing. "That better be a spell, my friend...Because I'm going to crush you when this charges."

Spell Card: Healing Potion

"Oh? How did you knew?" She said surprised as the card activates, revealing a little pink bottle "It's a little something to recharge my batteries." She sais giggling before drinking the potion "Ah... Taste so good! Anyway, ready or not, here I go!" She says before pouncing once more into SK...

Magician's ass: 63 - Failure!

But once again she missed, maybe she was expecting him to move and didn't calculate the distance correctly

DMG: 9
SK:4 + Charmed + Charging

Shovel growled as she healed herself, before swinging his shovel with a fury he never held before!

(Charged Dig Slash...1. CRIT FAIL!)

However, his grasp slipped, and the shovel went flying off to parts unknown. "...Damnation!"

"Aw... You lost your shovel? Here let me give you this to make you feel better..." She says blowing the knight a kiss...

Magician's blow: Atutohit

The kiss lande once again on SK's face, he started to feel more and more attracted to the magician.

DMG: 9
SK:1 + Charmed

Shovel could barely move. Her charms had him trapped. Slowly, shakily, he lifted up a hand, attempting to do something..anything...before running, intent on grabbing his Shovel. If he had to lose, he'd lose fighting!

DMG looked at him with hungry eyes, she was having tons of fun with him and couldn't wait to take him to the card dimension with her, she started to walk towards him with the intention to finish him with her sweet kiss...

Magician's kiss: 3 - Crit Fail!

But she was too focused on her target, she didn't noticed the pit that his last attack made falling into it "Aw, c'mon!"

He only had one move yet...He managed to get his shovel.

And now....He leapt into the air once more.

(Shovel Hop! 44! 38! 19! 2 Hits!)

And managed to slam his Shovel into her head a few times, before leaping back.

"I refuse to give up!"

DMG: 7.
SK: 1.

"C'mon, just give up already!" She blew a kiss to the knight...

Magician's blow: 7 - Crit Fail!

But trip and fell to the ground, another of the holes created along the fight "Really?"

Shovel's response was to let out a laugh. Seemed as though his luck was starting to turn. Digging his shovel into the ground, he tore it out, allowing a shockwave to zoom towards her...

(Drop Spark! Autohit!)

And slam into the prone magician.

DMG:4.
SK:1. (3 Magic.)

DMG was starting to feel dizzy from all the attacks she was receiving, she decided it was time to end this, she tries to go for another pounce, willing to finish the knight with a facesit...

Magician's ass: 13 - Crit fail!


Jusr for SK to step aside and make DMG hit the floor hard.